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darius rucker - you're a mean one, mr. grinch lyrics

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you’re a mean one, mr. grinch
you really are a heel
you’re as cuddly as a cactus
you’re as charming as an eel, mr. grinch
you’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

you’re a monster, mr. grinch
your heart’s an empty hole
your brain is full of spiders
you’ve got garlic in your soul, mr. grinch
i wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

you’re a foul one, mr. grinch
you have termites in your smile
you have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile, mr. grinch
given the choice between the two of you
i’d take the seasick crocodile!

you’re a foul one, mr. grinch
you’re a nasty wasty skunk
your heart is full of unwashed socks
your soul is full of gunk, mr. grinch
the three words that best describe you are as follows, and i quote
“stink, stank, stunk!”

you’re a rotter, mr. grinch
you’re the king of sinful sots
your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
with moldy purple spots, mr. grinch
your soul is an appalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful -ssortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
mangled up in tangled up knots!

you nauseate me, mr. grinch
with a nauseous super “naus”
you’re a crooked dirty jockey
and you drive a crooked horse, mr. grinch
you’re a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich with -rs-nic sauce!

- darius rucker lyrics

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