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darth nater - i hate stuart little lyrics

[verse 1]
every missed alarm clock
every pair of incongruous tube socks
every broke down car
every hole three over par
every brand new game that starts to lag
every truant plastic bag
everything that’s kinda lame has the same immodest mouse to blame

stuart little is the reason you’re single
he’s the reason you can’t find a match on christian mingle
he’s the reason you woke up with a gargantuan pimple
i’ll put it plain and simple, i hate stuart little

[verse 2]
every predatory loan
every melted ice cream cone
every tyrannical regime
every black jellybean
every sleazy politician and duplicitous religion
every oral presentation, coral reef eradication
as gentrified tex+mex restaurants replace your favorite worn out haunts
all forced discourse and co+rs+ divorce pour forth from one exclusive source

stuart little is why you’re still not famous
he’s the reason your favorite band went on hiatus
he’s the reason you lost your life savings in vegas
yeah stuart little is the world’s biggest s+d+st
[verse 3]
he’s the air in a bag of potato chips
he’s the urge to stare at an eclipse
he’s oj after you brush your t++th
he’s gluten+free just cause it’s trendy
the leading cause of heart disease
he’s why we have to save the bees
he pays artists in exposure
he’ll pay for more before this is over

stuart little is the reason you’re mortal
he’s the singular source of every marital quarrel
he’s the reason that plaque amasses in your aorta
i don’t know the average lifespan of a mouse but i’m about to make it shorter
i’m about to make it shorter

- darth nater lyrics

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