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dash-n - blue moose (feat. shining armor) lyrics

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[chorus: dash-n]
i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
so moosey and blue that i’m a blue moose
i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
moose and bluey, moose moose, a blue moose

i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
so moosey and blue that i’m a blue moose
i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
moose and bluey, moose moose, a blue moose

[verse 1: dash-n]
i’m the l to the um to the p-y
kind of cross-eyed, it might seem like i seem high
you might say i’m dumb but i’ll make you all see why
i am how i am, and then you’ll all say “gee, why

did i ever think this moose wasn’t one of the best”
had my own roller coaster and only had eight deaths!
i also was a cop, imposters tried to try me
i sent them to prison, real guys had their id

i’ll remind you of something else i did, see
i’m the only one ever who’s k!lled evil flippy
i’m also a doctor with a phd
i like to eat sandwiches while i perform surgery

as you can see, i’m extremely qualified
for any sort of job, call me up, i’m your guy
i can fix anything, any sort of problem
i’ll fix it then finish off with an (mmm-hmm!)

[chorus: dash-n]
i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
so moosey and blue that i’m a blue moose
i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
moose and bluey, moose moose, a blue moose

i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
so moosey and blue that i’m a blue moose
i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
moose and bluey, moose moose, a blue moose

[verse 2: shining armor]
i’m a blue moose who barely feels the blues
even though it is often that i tend to lose
maybe not as pathetic as pop or the mole
at least i never smacked my son down a hole

it’s great to see everything, no i’m not blind
but there are times when i can lose my mind
i play with matches in the fire station
and surf with sharks while on a vacation

the ladies are unimpressed by disco bear
but they love me surfing with my blond hair
if anything doesn’t like me, it’d have to be the turtle
toothy’s turtle makes me fall, with a hurtle

splendid flies high trying to save everyone
not knowing he actually k!lled a ton
next time i won’t mistake sugar for cement
or cut off the wrong leg with so much confidence

[chorus: dash-n]
i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
so moosey and blue that i’m a blue moose
i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
moose and bluey, moose moose, a blue moose

i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
so moosey and blue that i’m a blue moose
i’m a blue moose, yeah a big blue moose
moose and bluey, moose moose, a blue moose

- dash n lyrics

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