dave brockie experience - slowpoke lyrics
this here is the story of slowpoke, the slowest d-ck in
the west
slowpoke met a woman, tried to f-ck her on a train
he took so long she fell asleep, woke up, then slept
again
finally got his d-ck out, tried to f-ck her on a plane
it took off, flew round, landed, then just took right
off again…
slowpoke stick yer d-ck in, quit beating round the bush
all you need’s a glob of spit, a hole, and one good
push…
if you don’t make a booty call, our line will soon
expire
c’mon mister slowpoke, go make your d-ck perspire…
slowpoke got all wasted, had to go to outer sp-ce
met a mutant ewok with a f-ggot for a face
he said “hey slowpoke, gonna make your d-ck throw
up…”
slowpoke took so godd-mn long the shuttle just blew up
slowpoke stick yer d-ck in and give that thing a push
all you need’s a d-ld- and the guy who sings for
bush…
maybe cuz’ yer d-ck’s so big, you just can’t find the
end
slowpoke with your big fat d-ck you’ll be my big fat
friend
slowpoke is a constellation whose light will never die
pinned in eternal blackness kinda like a b-tterfly…
and next to him’s a naked lady made of shining stars…
just a d-ck-length outta reach, but that’s one lick too
far
slowpoke got r-t-rded and i swear the p-ssy parted
and i think my doggy farted… ohhh
if you don’t make a booty call our line will soon
expire
maybe cuz’ yer d-ck’s so big you should go f-ck a tire
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