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dave bulmer - it doesn't make sense lyrics

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[intro]
dum+bap cl!ck (dut dut) badum+bap cl!ck (dahhh/buppety!)
badum+bap cl!ck (bup bup) badum+bap cl!ck ba (dahhh/buppety!)
dum+bap (bup bup) badum+bap, ba (dahhh/buppety!)
da, da, da, daaahhhhhh (dahhh, dahhh)

dum+bap (dut dut) badum+bap (dahhh/buppety!)
badum+bap (badabadap) badum+bap, ba (dahhh/buppety!)
dum+bap (dut dut) badum+bap, ba (dah/buppety!)
rrrrump+dee+dum dum! (whistle and repeat)
[verse 1]
if you ever find out that you’ve purchased a head
from your local convenience store
be careful right away to ensure that your vest
doesn’t make that eerie hum anymore

[verse 2]
if you don’t comply within twenty+four hours
we’ll be forced to alleviate mice. (mice.)
consider they might all get up and stand on a box
well, that wouldn’t be very nice

[verse 3]
imagine if the box fell over and created a finch
which immediately took to the air
and after studying philosophy it briefly discovered
that it, in fact, wasn’t there

[verse 4]
ostriches are scary + or so i have heard –
but they can really put you in yer place
but not as much so as the brown rabid tulips
that ate away half of my face

[verse 5]
we apologise for the inedible sea lions
that jumped on your head overnight
and once i woke up with a truck in me ‘jamas
gave me an incredible fright
[verse 6]
ninety+nine years, that’s what did it to me
in my palace constructed from cheese
they offered me double glazing and toilet insurance
which has rendered me wwweak at the knees!

[verse 7]
so! calling all flingers, fling us a fling
and a note to all singers: don’t sing! (da, da, da… mm. hrrm)
all sausage doctors kindly lend us your hats
and a spoke on the end of a thing

[verse 8]
and if you cannot obey then you will wither away and (bowser’s trousers!)
your feet will become very sore. (nadadadadap, badap, bada!)
and you’ll open up yer window and you’ll suddenly find
that a peanut has knocked on yer door!

[verse 9]
it doesn’t make sense, it doesn’t make sense
if you understand this, then you’re mad!
it doesn’t make sense, it doesn’t make sense
and the singing is also quite bad

- dave bulmer lyrics

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