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david allan coe - 3 biggest lies lyrics

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well the motorcycle club had a party
and all the young virgins were there
and i found a blonde with little bitty t-tties
and a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair
then i told her the three biggest lies in the world
the ones my daddy first told me
and that was the beginning of my s-xual life
and the end of my fantasy

i said, “this’ll only hurt for a little while
i’ll only put the head of it in
i promise that i’ll never try to c-m in your mouth.”

met her in a local honky-tonk
told her it was love at first sight
she was just a-lookin’ for a shoulder to cry on
and a place where she could spend the night
me, i was a little nervous – i’d never been that far before
so i told her the three biggest lies in the world
as we danced across the floor

i said, “this’ll only hurt for a little while
i’ll only put the head of it in
i promise that i’ll never try to c-m in your mouth.”

busted in a birmingham robbery
he didn’t have no money for bail
the judge bound him over to the local grand jury
and the sheriff threw his young -ss in jail
they put him in the cell with a pervert
that later tried to climb in his bed
stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat
and these are the words that he said

good buddy- “this’ll only hurt for a little while
i’ll only put the head of it in
i promise that i’ll never try to c-m in your mouth.”

- david allan coe lyrics

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