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david das - chicken dumplings lyrics

yo… pinkomega
yo pinkomega

one bad chef in a kitchen full of dough
three bad b-tches with their hands on the stove
making home movies with a hand full of stoges
i’m cooking all the dumplings
i’m cooking all the dumplings

motherf-ckers want to act funny
trying to be a man when your nose is all runny
go to pre-k, put your bag in your cubby
motherf-cking gimmick like your man jeff dunnie
but who am i to talk. making preteens laugh for the money
act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops!
rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon
got to feed on the b-tches, b-tches
bad to the bone, pr-ne to the home grown
girls moan when i come home, d-ck like an ozone
want to step in the ring?
just skin and a sack of sh-tty meat like dumplings
boy i don’t wear gucci
still cl-ssy but rotten like blue cheese
we’re about to make a movie
with a hand held sony, puffing on a loosie
“cooking the dumplings all day”
is the only thing i say when i mind my business
get the f-ck out of my kitchen!
i’m cooking up a storm boy. none of that beef sh-t
they say i’m the man in your nightmares
your girl in the bed screaming “right there!”
i’m high on the weed and the xany
i find it uncanny there’s so much poonani
they found me the lab doing stem cell research
i was trying to grow you some b-lls
the police came but i explained about your b-tching
now they want to pitch in and support the cause
hate my ways? that’s a personal issue
because you’re thinking about me, put down the tissues. (ew!)
why you still yapping to me?
didn’t mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger?
are you crying in the stall with a belt and a razor?
are you really that mad or just a bad imitator?
oh, because i never heard of your dumb -ss. (nope!)
go f-ck yourself in the mouth with a taser. (whoop!)

because i’m cooking all the dumplings

- david das lyrics

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