david olney – my lovely assistant lyrics
[verse 1]
good evening (good evening)
ladies and gentlemen (ladies and gentlemen)
welcome one and all (welcome one and all)
to an evening of magic and mystery
in this truly magnificent hall
say h+llo to my lovely assistant
she’ll mesmerize with her look
she taught this master magician
the oldest trick in the book
[chorus]
love is the ultimate mystery
love is its own crystal ball
love is the perfеct illusion
it’s really not magic at all
[verse 2]
but enough of this idle chattеr
let us get on with the show
we’ll begin this evening’s performance
with a trick i don’t think you know
keep your eyes on my lovely assistant
as she rips my heart from my sleeve
and turns it into confetti
and throws it back at me
[chorus]
love is the ultimate mystery
love is its own crystal ball
love is the perfect illusion
it’s really not magic at all
[verse 3]
silence! (silence!) i must have silence (silence)
not a sound to be heard in the room
now watch as my lovely assistant
steps into “the grim box of doom”
i’ll pierce it with razor sharp daggers
you’ll scream, you’ll cry, you’ll gasp
you’ll cringe as i crank up the chainsaw
and methodically cut her in half
[chorus]
love is the ultimate mystery
love is its own crystal ball
love is the perfect illusion
it’s really not magic at all
love is the perfect illusion
it’s really not magic at all
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