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david sokolow - simp dictation lyrics

(chorus 1)
get invited to a party and i couldn’t get in
get asked on a date and it didn’t begin
oh your hair is frizzy? take my bobby+pin
i’m too much of a nice guy to fit in

(verse 1)
they call me full of emotion when i’m surrounded by girls
hey it’s not my fault i bought her some pearls
she looked cute and i wanted her number
so i payed money just for her to call me brother
even though she’s made it obvious we’re friends
i think i might still have a very small chance (nah)
at sliding into her private snapchat
but thеn she said “ew no stay back”

i am a simp (ima simp)
i’m a simp (ima simp) (yeah)
bеcause i like women
and i spend all my money just to try to get it in
ya know what?

(verse 2)
f+ck a b+tch
she’s a no better then a f+ckin witch
with magical powers to enhance herself (makeup)
i don’t need her or anybody else
but she likes me i’m a h+ll of a guy
i mean look at me, am i not dressed super fly?
she’s missing out on… wait what am i?
oh right, i’m just a really nice guy
(yeah)

(verse 3)
i’m a simp
i’m a simp
because i like women
and when she says no, that’s when i’ll start dissin’ (her)
i plug my phone in and go to bed
hoping to wake up to a good morning text
but when i arise, nothing
not even an alarm to give me something (beep beep beep beep)

(verse 4)
so i thought about it, why didn’t i do this before
i just now realized that they’re all f+ckin wh0res
and i’m the guy who’s being wronged
these girls don’t deserve me, i’m the bomb!
so just f+ck being a simp
it’s been causing my brain to think like a wimp
time to go out to a party with the old school limp
float through the party like the goodyear blimp (goodyear blimp)

(verse 5)
i never thought it would come to this
i finally got my new years kiss (+kiss noise+)
i believe that’s what it’s called a permanent bliss
what’s a darling of a girl doing in a dump like this?
finally got a cute girl to come over
get on the bed baby girl rollover
they call me the hang over
cuz you’ll feel me in the morning, moreover
hoes a tad mad that i’m glad
they be raving mad
talkin bout some doodad
i only took a picture on my ipad +camera cl!ck+ (delete it)
nah
that’s goin in my private file

(verse 6)
with grace and elegance and beauty (yuhhh)
i dipped on the girl for more booty
but i’m not in the wrong because they did it first
they’re the ones who put my heart in a he+rs+

(chorus 2)
got invited to a party and i didn’t get in
get asked on a date and it didn’t begin
oh your hair is frizzy? too bad, should’ve stayed in
i’m tired of being a nice guy just to fit in (i’m tired of being a nice guy just to fit in…)

(verse 7)
they call me emotionless around girls
hey it’s not my fault she turned down my pearls
she looked cute but i didn’t want her number
now she wants to call me more than brother
even though she’s made it obvious we’re friends
now i’m not interested and she wants to make plans
“sorry lets make amends” my ass

shut up and talk to your other boyfriends
ask them to buy you that mercedes benz
this is finally where our friendship ends
you had your chance to reap my big time dividends
she likes me i’m a h+ll of a guy
i mean look at me, i’m not even dressed super fly?
she missed out on… wait what am i?
oh right, i’m just a really nice guy (really nice guy…)

- david sokolow lyrics

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