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david "the bandit" hill - bird poopin' on my car lyrics

[verse 1]
there’s a bird that keeps p–pin’ on my car
every time i wash it, don’t get far
he flies over, drops another
maybe i should keep my car undercover
there’s a bird that keeps p–pin’ on my car
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

[verse 2]
got to do somethin’ ’bout that bird
rice will k!ll, is what i’ve heard
i’ll get a bag, maybe two, strew it around
that bird will be through
there’s a bird that keeps p–pin’ on my car
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

[verse 3]
that bird won’t eat all that rice
dealin’ with the bird, that ain’t just nice
i’ll get a gun, shoot him down
dig a hole, put him in the ground
there’s a bird that keeps p–pin’ on my car
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

[verse 4]
that bird’s too fast for my shootin’
i’ll keep firin’, he keeps on p–pin’
i’ll get a cat, set him free
’cause a cat is a bird’s enemy
but now that bird is p–pin’ on my cat
hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[outro]
oh well! at least he ain’t p–pin’ on my car!
hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

- david the bandit hill lyrics

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