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david0mario & himynameisshan. - everybody make decisions lyrics

the eminem show is filmed before a live studio audience

“alright kids, the eminem show is proud to present, the mashpit’s own, david and shan!”

this one is mashpit certified

paper or plastic
presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer
you pick paper ’cause the plastic will end up in the ocean
giving a whale cancer
but did you know that
the paper in this bag is made from the pr+ckly p+ck+rwood tree
which happens to be the residency of the dwarf+winged beaver bee
and when the dwarf+winged beaver bees no longer have
homes in which to go, then i think you should know
that they’ve been known to reconstruct their hives
right inside of those same whale’s blowholes
so you can weigh
all these factors before you choose to decide
but either way
know this

a whale is gonna die
no matter what you choose
a whale is gonna die
no matter what you do
a whale is gonna die
it’s gonna be okay
except in the case you’re a whale
a whale is gonna die
dine in or take+out
an inconsequential question at the fast food restaurant
so you take it to go, then on the way home
you know you start to smelling those french fries
so you reach in the bag
and take your eyes off the road and drive straight off a bridge
and who knows what’s in the water below
so you should’ve dined in

huh?

but if you dined in
you decide to shake salt on those fries
with the shaker that the previous guy coughed on
and then you rub your eyes, oh no
the next morning you wake up with a wicked face itch
you drive to urgent care, your eyes swell shut
then you drive off the very same bridge from when
you didn’t dine in, and did i mention
both times you hit a whale

a whale is gonna die
no matter what you choose
a whale is gonna die
no matter what you do
a whale is gonna die
it’s gonna be okay
except in the case you’re a whale
a whale is gonna die
i hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
so while you’re here in my arms
let’s make the most of the night
like we’re gonna die young
we’re gonna die young
we’re gonna die young
let’s make the most of the night (night, night)

how dare you say that my behavior’s unacceptable
so condescending, unnecessarily critical
i have the tendency of getting very physical
so watch your step, ’cause if i do, you’ll need a miracle
you drain me dry and make me wonder why i’m even here
the double vision i was seeing is finally clear
you want to stay, but you know very well i want you gone
not fit to f+ckin’ tread the ground that i am walking on

but when it gets cold outside and you got n0body to love
you’ll understand what i mean when i say
“there’s no way we’re gonna give up”
and like a little girl cries in the face
of a monster that lives in her dreams
is there anyone out there?
’cause it’s getting harder and harder to breathe
a whale is gonna die
no matter what you choose
a whale is gonna die
no matter what you do
a whale is gonna die
it’s gonna be okay
except in the case you’re a whale
a whale is gonna die

[beatbox solo from rock your body]
[whistling from whistle]
[whistling from all star]

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