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david0mario & himynameisshan. - i earn my doritos, i earn my fritos lyrics

this one is mashpit certified

okay, i went to france to get some new pants (ooh!)
i went to greece to get something to eat (ooh!)
i’m hard to please, i punched the referee (ooh!)
i bruised my knees, i’m p+ssing in the breeze
okay, i saw the beach, i bought a tee
it’s hot as deez, it’s 100 degrees (ooh!)
apply the lotion, i’m swimming to ocean
but there was a commotion, i’m sinking, i’m floating

and the tv’s tuned to cable
and i’m sleeping when i’m able
but the tv’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b+brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
and the tv’s tuned to cable
and i’m sleeping when i’m able
but the tv’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b+brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh

doritos and fritos
doritos and fritos
doritos and fritos
doritos and fritos

party like tomorrow is my funeral
gotta stop mixing alcohol with pharmaceuticals
and the unusual is the f+cking usual
man, my life is beautiful and my girls are mutual
okay b+tches, weezer and it’s weezy
upside down mtv
please don’t shoot me down because
i’m an endangered species
it’s the days of our lives but my night just started
i pray the k!ller doesn’t take the life of the party
okay i went to france to get some new pants (ooh!)
i can’t stop partying, partying
i went to greece to get something to eat (ooh!)
i can’t stop partying, partying
i gotta have patrón, i gotta have the beat
he said “sh+t, all we got’s doritos and fritos”
i gotta have a lot of pretty girls around me
i said, “then give me all of those f+cking doritos and fritos”
oh, i can’t stop partying, partying
okay, i saw a bee, it flew into a screen (ooh!)
i can’t stop, partying, partying
i need some sleep, so turn down that tv (ooh!)
i gotta have the cars, i gotta have the jewels
he said, “sh+t, all we got’s doritos and fritos”
and if you was me, honey, you would do it too
i said, “then give me all of those f+cking doritos and fritos”

and the tv’s tuned to cable
oh
can’t stop, can’t stop the partying
and i’m sleeping when i’m able
oh
can’t stop, can’t stop the partying
but the tv’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b+brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
oh
can’t stop, can’t stop the partying
oh
can’t stop, can’t stop the partying
and the tv’s tuned to cable
oh
can’t stop, can’t stop the partying
and i’m sleeping when i’m able
oh
can’t stop, can’t stop the partying
but the tv’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b+brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
oh
can’t stop, can’t stop the partying
oh
can’t stop, can’t stop the partying
unh

well your clothes never wear as well the next day
and your hair never falls in quite the same way
you never seem to run out of things to say

this is the story of a girl
who cried a river and drowned the whole world
and while she looks so sad in photographs
i absolutely love her

doritos and fritos
she’ll turn you to stone

and the tv’s tuned to cable
and i’m sleeping when i’m able
but the tv’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b+brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
a whale is gonna die
and the tv’s tuned to cable
no matter what you choose
and i’m sleeping when i’m able
a whale is gonna die
but the tv’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b+brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh
no matter what you do
a whale is gonna die
it hurts my brain, b+brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh
let’s make the most of the night
like we’re gonna die young
a whale is gonna die
doritos and fritos
we’re gonna die young
doritos and fritos
we’re gonna die young
doritos and fritos
let’s make the most of the night
like we’re gonna die young
doritos and fritos

stop

- david0mario himynameisshan lyrics

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