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david0mario - whales anger lyrics

this is a tough decision+

paper or plastic
presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer
you pick paper ’cause the plastic will end up in the ocean
giving a whale cancer
but did you know that
the paper in this bag is made from the pr+ckly p+ck+rwood tree
which happens to be the residency of the dwarf+winged beaver bee
and when the dwarf+winged beaver bees no longer have
homes in which to go
(david0mario)
that they’ve been known to reconstruct their hivеs
right inside of those same (david0mario)
so you can wеigh
all these factors before (david0mario) decide
but either way
know this

a whale is gonna die
no matter what you choose
a (david0mario)
no matter what you do
a (david0mario)
it’s gonna be okay
(david0mario)
except in the case you’re a whale
(david0mario)

dine in or take+out
an inconsequential question at the fast food restaurant
so you take it to go, then on the way home
you know you start to smelling those french fries
so you reach in the bag
and take your eyes off the road and drive straight off a bridge
and who knows what’s in the water below
so you should’ve dined in

i hear your heart bea+ to the+

oh+ wha+ a+ sham+ tha+ y+

ca+ca+ca+ca+
here+here+
wi+wi+wi+wi+
so+so+so+so+
one+one+one+one+one+one+one+one+one+
s+one+one+whi+whi+whi+whi
here+here+here+here+s

huh?

no matter what you choose
a whale is gonna die
no matter what you do
a whale is gonna die
it’s gonna be okay
except in the case you’re a whale
a whale is gonna die
because i’m a textpert
an expert at texting
rejecting the notion that you think i’ll be wrecking
due to the fact that i’m distracted?
i multi+task best behind the wheel when i get textually active
you should keep both eyes on the road, sir, for real
you’ll look down, look up and end up in the trunk of another automobile
leave it to a pro, be incommunicado
until you get to where you need to go, this conversation’s o… ver

cause i’m a textpert, an expert at texting
pressing my keypad when my car’s not resting
i can divide my attention up
i got so much attention, i’ve got an eleven+tion
with one eye on the road, one eye on my phone
i texted+in this drive+thru order for my latte and scone
thank you
now i’m gonna text n’ eat n’ sip n’ dip n’ shift
it in to d and then chin+drive home

i’m a textpert
a textin’ traveler who doesn’t need a chauffeur+eur+eur+eur+eur
i’m a textpert
don’t worry, n0body’s gonna get hurt+urt+urt+urt+urt

sometimes i text both sides of a conversation
cause it’s tough to keep up with my text+ual pacing
on rare occasion, when i’ve got nothing to text about
i text myself reminders of what i’m doing now
i carry on more concurrent conversations
than one phone alone is pr+ne to accept, so i’ve
tested and perfected my patented method
the second handset hands+free toe text
i ride with my swedish masseuse
she gimme deep tissue thumb shiatzu
my yogi shows me hand yoga poses like
downward facing pinky and thumb lotus
i never stoop so low as to text photos
instead i text the correct combo of ones and zeros

i’m an artiste using ascii
i just texted this toad to an art gallery
i text more than the next bored pre+p+b+scent tween
in fact i’ve text+induced my own second p+b+rty
how does that work exactly?
everything that happened before is happening some more

that’s all i’m comfortable sharing at this time

- david0mario lyrics

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