dayglo abortions - two dogs fucking lyrics
the mayor of nipean
took a walk in the park
to admire the beauty
of his man made nature
he came upon a sight
that made his blood run cold
so he called upon the mighty lord
to help him fight his foe
it was two dogs f-cking
stuck -ss to -ss
entwined in b-st–l romance
it was obscene so
he called the police
they sent an officer
named him fitzgibbons
they came up with a plan
that involved a bucket
of cold water
to be thrown upon
the fornicating demons
but they had to face…
two dogs f-cking
stuck -ss to -ss
entwined in b-st–l romance
-solo-
their plan was successful
at seperating the beasts
but there were bigger
forces at work here
the male began to change
into a terrifying creature
that was the cross between
a pitbull and a tyrannosaurs rex
as it turns out the male dog
was actually an unusual
alien life form
onn a it’s way
across the galaxy
that had stopped
off on earth
to check out the
attractions and
pick up a quick
piece of tail
when it was
rudely interrupted
by our heroes
it became enraged
at their indiscretion
and immediately brought an end
to all life as we know it
all because they couldn’t
stand the sight of…
two dogs f-cking
stuck -ss to -ss
entwined in b-st–l romance
it was two dogs f-cking
stuck -ss to -ss
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