a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

dean aguiar - darth vader vs. diesel 10 lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history
darth vader
versus
diesel 10
begin

[verse 1: diesel 10]
i’m diesel 10, and i got pinchy on my roof
little known fact, i’m also weatherproof!
you are vader, with your helmet and your breath
sounding like you’re about to face certain death!
you have the force to choke folks, i control the rails
and i make sure trains derail, and they’re filled with wails!
’cause look at you, you’re just a metal head
swing, batter batter, show me what a fatter rapper can do instead!

[verse 2: darth vader]
you can’t rap against the dark side of the force, why even bother?
i’m choking on this verse, and i ain’t loving sh+t, even if timberlake sings
you’re a rusty little engine with a stupid, grabby claw
i call that a gimmick, you’re breaking every railway law!
you b+tch, let me remind you who you’re messin’ with
everything that you threaten, i could do it with a sith
i’m the original dark lord, you’re just a cranky choo+choo
my stormtroopers make yours, look like the bloopers from thomas’ crew
[verse 3: diesel 10]
you wheeze, vader, your style smells like ozone
you need an oil change, pal, leave the galaxy alone!
i’ll turn all your friends against you, with my sneaky diesel chatter
what’s your lightsaber versus a shed filled with scr+p and a lot of clatter?

[verse 4: darth vader]
you’re gonna love my nuts until you’re bi+focal+curious
now, take a step back and let me force choke your chorus
a little carbonite freeze for your diesel+smelling stacks
you f+cking long hair, living in your yellow submarine, i’m ending this with my attacks!

[outro]
who won? who’s next?
you decide

- dean aguiar lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS