deborah healy - holy moly lyrics
[lyrics]
i’m skipping down the yellow brick road in my hot pink clogs
you know, i think i’ve made up my mind on something
men are dogs
i’d become a lesbian but i’m really not that into p+ssy
like, it’s okay but it’s really just a casual thing for me
[pre+chorus 1]
peaches and cream is not enough for me
i’m not saying ‘two p+ssies’ wasn’t meant to be (ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy)
g+y is okay, i love the g+ys
but i just want a shaft to clog my airways
p+ssy is cool, but d+ck is better
and that’s my lgbtq love letter
[chorus]
ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly
moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly
ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly
moly, moly, moly, moly
[verse 2]
i’m on the hunt for d+ck
can anyone help me?
i’m willing to pay in the form of my fat p+ssy
or cash, if you prefer
i’m just a hole for you sir, a tool to be abused
are you ready to be seduced by a powerful woman?
put your cerberus d+ck up my caboose
[pre+chorus 2]
oh my god, i think i’m becoming bis+xual
i think i’m becoming queer
i thought we left this concept behind in magic mirror
my devout catholic label will not be happy about this, but i don’t care
i’ll shower them in my promiscuous p+ss
[chorus]
ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly
moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly
ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly
moly, moly, moly, moly, moly
[bridge: deborah healy, +label executive+]
+deborah, you need to stop these shenanigans and go back to being a heteros+xual icon+
no, you ugly c+nt
i am an lgbtq+ warrior
i will harness the power of ellen degeneres to defeat you
kablama
+ouch, oh no, i am bleeding out+
[chorus]
ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly
moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly
ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly, ho+ho+holy moly
moly, moly, moly, moly, moly
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