deepmaniac80 - potions for ivy lyrics
and now it’s time for hopeful vegetarian songs with selina. the part of the show where selina comes out and sings a hopeful vegetarian song
selina: well she’s a mangy old kid
if you saw her forbid
you’d walk the other way
so sad and alone
with her hair overgrown
like a stinky old toupee
but ivy has feelings
and ivy needs love
and ivy likes those weird mixtures
that come from up above
oh! potions for ivy
please give… a jar to make her smile
(chemist gives potion)
selina: thankyou sir!
poor troubled girl
won’t you give pearls
to comfort her a while?
(chemist gives a pearl bracelet)
selina: can you spare a…
potion for ivy?
please help my lonely friend
(chemist gives potion)
selina: thankyou kind sir!
a weird potion
would really help
her broken heart to mend
her broken heart to mend
well just look at this girl
ha ha, she likes her new pearls!
she’s looking not so weak
oh ivy!
ha ha, her outlook was grim
’till you magiced her slim
oh look! she wants to grow!
oh, ivy has feelings
and ivy needs love
and ivy likes weird bottled things
that’s on your shelf above
ivy: grow me right up again baby
and up, and up, up
these potions are dreamy
they taste a bit creamy
oh! let me rise up from the ground!
(ivy gets older)
selina: huh? what?
ivy: i feel quite older
a woman of twenty
i just want to holler out loud
“happy birthday!”
so grow me right up again baby
and up and up and up
selina: maybe… you shouldn’t have any more potions
chemist: oh, ivy has feelings
selina: no no no no! don’t give her any more! it’ll make her elderly!
chemist: and ivy needs love
selina: no, no more potions for the girl! oh, this is a terrible idea
chemist: and ivy likes those weird mixtures
that come from up above
ivy: grow me right up again baby
and up and up and up
these potions are dreamy
they taste a bit creamy
oh! let me rise up from the ground!
(ivy suddenly changes what she looks like)
selina: no! bad idea!
ivy: i feel quite older
a woman of twenty
i just want to holler out loud
“happy birthday!”
so grow me right up again baby
and up and up and up
narrator: this has been hopeful vegetarian songs with selina. tune in next time to hear selina say:
selina: don’t… give… potions… to… ivy…
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