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deli creeps - feast of freaks lyrics

(keep an open mind, talk like a backwoods inbred, throw in some groans and act stupid but most of all have fun!)

(verse)
i remember the gatherings…
big fisted mugs of fruit punch… (groan)
twelve foot long table of greasies…
covered up with bits, randle-snaps & snivling-snorkle bites i loved em….
drainage & drainage and all the orphasis had been full… (groan)

an old edna
edna with her big kettle of boiling oil
and her six or seven inch stripes of goat plesenta…
fry ’em up deep and crunchy hm kay (groan)

there was earl
earl with his head
scr-pin’ old cuss
had a big old mole filled pock
marked billard head table peice of sheeee…..
scr-peded…we always scr-peded
had wax and hairs and we had to scrub & do it, to it
if you know what i mean….

an old willie
willie didn’t walk so well there at the end
and i think it had something to do with being
duck-taped to a lawn chair…
eh, bein’ old? eh, (groan)
we’d prop him up in the backyard….
feed him lemonade till he’d p-ss all over himself….
(act like your being electrocuted, create the sound)

(chorus)
i remember faces
bellies bein’ stuffed full
kiddies tossin’ cow chips
smellin’ like it

i remember faces
bellies bein’ stuffed full
old willie bein’ wheeled
to the waterin’ hole!

feast of freaks!
feast of freaks!

(verse)
twelve foot long table of greasies i think i told ya!
big mugs with stuff that was good but i didn’t know what it was!
there were mystery biscuit, i member those
they were little hard things that tasted a lot like limber or dirt
or some soil and such….
i think they had protein
but i dunno know the only way i could tell
is if you bit into to something that had a tooth or a bone
or some kind of identification parts if you know what i mean
i love the children too…(sigh)
kids in the backyard
chasin’ after all of the pets with cans of wd-40
and the big lighters. (short laugh then creat the sound of a flamethrower and then an animal being burnt alive)
i love those…

and they tossed back and forth
dried up platters of manure like frisbies but made of feces
frisbies and feces it all goes together
once in a while one would be airbourne and it’d bust up and some kid
get a mouth full of sh-t and look like little al joleson on the praire (little laughter)

and there was earl, i told ya…
earls pock marked peice of nubbin
didn’t look so good!
and he’d always get us back, cuz we did it to him
and you know what he’d do
he’d take one of those big, long, 18 inch, minintruter, vibrators….
with the switch on hand, you throw k!ll, oh boy that’ll make you feel so good
if you had a muscle binged up but not for cows…
he’d take it out into the pasture…
shove it up a cows -ss!
duck tape it in real tight and turn it on!!!
(make three electrocution sounds consecutively but with a slight interval between each one.)

(chorus) 1x
(solo)

(s-d-stical laughing and crying. while crying repeat “no, no”)

i remember faces
bellies bein’ stuffed full
kiddies tossin’ cow chips
smellin’ like it

i remember faces
bellies bein’ stuffed full
old willie bein’ wheeled
to the waterin’ hole!

feast…..

(whisper)
i remember faces
bellies bein’ stuffed full, (4x)
kiddies tossin’ cow chips
smellin’ like it

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