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delta flight 420 - p.c. lyrics

p.c. lyrics
hi my name is chef mike neylan
i’m a personal chef (chef chef chef chef chef chef)

9/11
a couple of planes flew into some towers
and regina schrambling’s maple shortbread bars were f+cking sh+t
i decided i had enough of it
took some jet fuel and mixed it up
with some rebar and concrete and f+cked up stuff
and my bars tasted like a million bucks
so here’s the recipe don’t f+ck it up

personal chef i cook for myself
no personal chef i cook for myself
i’m a personal chef i cook for myself
f+ck a personal chef i cook for myself

shredded parmesan
shredded provolone
shredded mozzarella and asiago
shredded cheddar
shredded monterey jack
mix your mouthwash with your f+ckin jack

shredded basel
shredded tomato
shredded flour and yeast and h2o
set yo oven to 469 degrees
don’t call me daddy call me papa murphy
personal chef i cook for myself
no personal chef i cook for myself
i’m a personal chef i cook for myself
f+ck a personal chef i cook for myself

cut my life into pieces
just like i cut this pizza
into ten equal slices
i feel the slice betray me!
i tried so hard and got so far
this is my last resort (this is my last resort)

personal chef i cook for myself
personal chef i cook for myself
personal chef i cook for myself
i’m a personal chef

personal chef i cook for myself
no personal chef i cook for myself
i’m a personal chef i cook for myself
f+ck a personal chef i cook for myself

personal chef i cook for myself
no personal chef i cook for myself
i’m a personal chef i cook for myself
f+ck a personal chef i cook for myself
(today i’m gonna show you how to properly cut a pizza into ten slices
the trick is after you make the first initial slice through
then you’re going to go at a 36 degree angle to make the next cut
36 degrees again
and then 36 degrees again
and that is how you properly cut a pizza into ten slices)

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