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denace - jingle balls lyrics

[hook] [x2]
jingle b-lls, jingle b-lls
jingle broke my b-lls (both of them)
santa clause is a big fat fraud
you know this if your broke
hey!

[verse 1]
dashing through the snow
with a one horse huge as d-ck
put it in his -ss
and tell his -ss he didn’t buy me sh-t
i’m broke as h-ll i’m p-ssed
he knows that but but still
he didn’t bring any presents for me
f-ck christmas eat d-ck (eat d-ck)

[hook]

[verse 2]
a day or two ago
i thought i’d take a ride
and go to the mall and punch his face
and tell him f-cking die
he looks like a used up tampon
i hate him, f-ck him d-mn fraud!
and all i want for christmas is a knife
to cut his head off

[hook]

[outro]
yeah, well i really feel bad for the poor kids
because they find out last sooner there’s no santa clause
the rich kids? they can go like 20 years old
and not know there’s no santa clause
because the family is so rich
they buy em what they want
when they want it, how they want it
where they want it
i would tell santa
buy me this, santa
at the mall, i would tell him like
“yo, i want this santa clause!”
and he’d be like “ho, ho, ho!”
“for sure i’ll get you this, sonny!”
and i wake up in christmas day
and what do i have at my tree?
nothing!
nothing!

- denace lyrics

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