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denver c. pruitt - it's puberty lyrics

[chorus]
it’s p+b+rty
it’s p+b+rty
it’s p+to+the+u+to+the+b+erty
you’ll have an urge to be k+i+double+essing in a tree
with p+to+the+u+to+the+b+erty

[verse 1]
today started out just like any other day
except when i woke up, i had something on my face
i had a little hair on my lip like no other
i thought to myself: my god, i’m turning into mother
i had to take a leak like the hydrant on my street
oddly, today i had to pee a few extra steps from the seat
put on my clothes and saw my family eating breakfast
no, just kidding, my family doesn’t eat breakfast
they told mе good morning, and i flipped them the bird
‘causе i’m not a morning person
zits on my face, dad said it’s only just begun
i said what he kind of chuckled and he said, “oh, son”

[chorus]
it’s p+b+rty
it’s p+b+rty
it’s p+to+the+u+to+the+b+erty
you’ll have an urge to be k+i+double+essing in a tree
with p+to+the+u+to+the+b+erty
[verse 2]
so, i’m sitting in class, my teach walks in
my heart starts racing and i starts to grin
i notice something i ain’t never noticed before
i start to sweat as she starts walking across the floor
i ask to go to the bathroom she said, “yes you can, sweetie”
i’m in love i don’t care that she’s in her late sixties
standing in the stall i pull down my pants
and look down and see my little soldier in a stance
i have a little hair on my wiener like no other
i thought to myself: my god, i’m turning into mother
what the heck is happening to me?
what is it dad said? oh, that’s right he told me:

[chorus]
it’s p+b+rty
it’s p+b+rty
it’s p+to+the+u+to+the+b+erty
you’ll have an urge to be k+i+double+essing in a tree
with p+to+the+u+to+the+b+erty

[bridge]
what’s going on, i no longer believe in cooties
i much now rather look at a piece of booty or some b00bies
my voice is cracking and i can’t keep my balance
am i a man now? should i look into this cialis?
i don’t know what that is ‘cause i am new at being a man
i just saw a bottle of that stuff in my uncle’s van
i’m confused, i don’t know how to handle this stress
i have weird odors coming from me, can’t stop thinking of br++sts
this p+b+rty thing is ruining my life!
should i ride a bike with my friends or go flirt with the neighbor’s wife?
if you have a teen kid, this is all about to begin
take a deep breath, sit down, look in their eyes and tell them:
[chorus]
it’s p+b+rty
it’s p+b+rty
it’s p+to+the+u+to+the+b+erty
you’ll have an urge to be k+i+double+essing in a tree
with p+to+the+u+to+the+b+erty

- denver c pruitt lyrics

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