denzel benzel - r lyrics
intro:
ooh i’m at a wedding
fat n-ggaaaaaaaaaaaa
ooooohhh
verse 1:
are you ready? adrenaline is pumping
adrenaline is pumping, my legs aren’t functioning
holy f-ck, i need a doctor, gimme your medicine
i need the pills, peddison, get the head is in
yeah, i connect the charger into the wall of the barber shop
pokemon starter, firestarter 2 but y’know that’s just lil- i’m smarter
yuh, bag, baggage, f-ggage isn’t what i appreciate here
if you were active in h0m-s-xuality, you’re probably losing your badges of life, loool
yuh, being a boy scout is g-y, uh
cause you’re laying in bed with another boy, ooh
that’s kinda guy, who cares if they’re bunk beds? you’re on top of the other guy, ooh
i can tap my boots and then they’ll fly away but instead of tap it’s punch and instead of boots: it’s wife, yuh
hook:
eighteenth letter of the alphabet, ooh, ooh
and it comes from the latin language, ooh, yuh
it’s writing system is the latin script, ooh
this does not come from google, no, huh
i know this comes from the top of my head, yuh
if you think this is wrong, then you’re dead, yuh
i’ll give you the haircut that you won’t forget, yuh
verse 2:
they probably will because they’re tired and don’t have a job, wait that’s a little racist
yeah so at the bottom of the bikini bottom, there’s ocean
and um, there’s more ocean than there is in the bikini bottom because it’s deeper and it’s more fitting there
if you think about it, the trenches are deepest part of the ocean, and it’s pretty large
i mean, what would you expect from a place like that, i mean there’s sea creatures and all that kind of sh-t
so you go down there and you find a guy and he says ‘yo you’re in the trenches buddy’ and then spongebob just walks away and catches jellyfish and doesn’t care what’s going on and patrick’s on his fat -ss probably just peeling a pebble
so now they’re stuck at the bottom of the trench, obviously, they don’t know what’s going on
they gotta catch a bus that goes to the bottom of the trench, okay? you following me
once they catch the bus, they just go back home and nothing else happens
and then sandy comes along to visit and she’s just like ‘hey i need money’ oh wait no that’s mr krabs
hook:
eighteenth letter of the alphabet, ooh, ooh
and it comes from the latin language, ooh, yuh
it’s writing system is the latin script, ooh
this does not come from google, no
i know this comes from the top of my head, yuh
if you think this is wrong, then you’re dead, yuh
i’ll give you the haircut that you won’t forget, yuh
well then i guess you will because you’ll be dead, ooh
verse 3:
got a little carried away back there, but it’s okay cause you’re probably still trying to figure out what happened back there, uh
i wanna become a gorilla and sell a bowl of milk, uh
this n-gga got naked and started tapping onhis armpit full of silk
subscribe to my youtube, uh
i don’t have a facebook, no
but i got a soundcloud, yuh
bandcamp
i have a twitter, uh
i have a spotify which is what you’ll be listening to this on, uh
and i also have a tik tok account, yuh
imma go make a bandcamp right now, uh
just because i said it in this song and i have to be truthful
bandcamp.com, typing it in right now, hopefully i don’t go to jail
signing in right now, name? that’s mr barber
username? that’s also mr barber
p-ssword? i don’t know man, why would you ask my p-ssword, that’s a lil weird man
email? i think that’s this one
mr barber, oh sh-t i missed one
i need to go back, type it real good
oh i typed it, n-gga that’s real good
my username can’t contain sp-ces
so i had to fix it, uh
and what did i do? uh, i removed the sp-ces
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