denzel benzel - the denzel benzel gummy bear remix lyrics
[intro: k!llertsunamipro]
+(heavy breathing)+
it’s the gummy bear
it’s k!llertsunami’s back in the house
what’s up, guys? it’s been a long time, i know, but
today, we’re gonna be singing, oohh
[verse 1: k!llertsunamipro, james daley & dna tru lyricist]
i’m no longer the goalkeeper, i just want to tell you that
i actually, i changed positions to defender
i+ ’cause i’ve been running so much recently
and i just want to use my speed for something useful
james daley, i wanna run from him
when i was a kid, i had a pet bunny
and james daley ate him!
i just can’t deal with it anymore
he’s just so annoying (shut the f+ck up)
he+ he’s doing everything to p+ss me off
i usеd to be happy, i used to jumpin’ around
and then jamеs daley showed up to my house
(when i tell you to shut the f+ck up, you’re gonna shut the f+ck up, capiche?)
i used to love honey but he ate my pet bunny
i love running, it’s one of my favorite things to do (bro, shut the f+ck up)
i saw james daley, his mom looked like a shampoo (shut the f+ck up when i tell you to shut the f+ck up)
i probably used that joke already, but i don’t care
james daley will never be a millionaire (shut the f+ck up when i tell you to+)
bunny bunny, gummybear
gummy gummy, gummy gummy, gummy bear (yeah)
james daley, i saw him a while ago (shut the f+ck up)
i was running and then he was rolling around (shut the f+ck up)
he was a big fat clown
but dna, he’s also on the wrong side of the track
he’s not free of sin either (bullsh+t!)
dna has sped up his sps bursts (bullsh+t!)
and he’s not doing stuff correctly (no, i don’t wanna! no! no!)
he’s probably playing+ he’s probably using wall clips on fortnite ’cause he’s miserable (+whimpering+)
and he needs a free win to post it to get 4 views (no… salty…)
so that his 7 year+old watchers could say “wow james+” i mean (shut up) “d+ dna, you’re so pro”
and+ and the worst part, he probably gets that done
so anyway, uhh, back to the track
this gummy bear song k+kicks ass (yeah)
it l!cks+ it doesn’t
this song is so awesome
dun+uh+uh, gummy gummy, gummy gummy bear
so anyway, i’m at the studio recording
+([heavy breathing followed by a yell])+ (yeah)
this gummy bear song is awesome (yeah)
i love listening to it when i was a child (yeah)
i love listening to it (yeah)
i’m gonna pass out ’cause i’m hyperventilating (yeah)
i’m actually+ (yeah) (yeah)
i’m barely+ (calm down)(yeah)
+(heavy breathing and coughing)+
(yeah) (yeah) (yeah) (yeah) (yeah)
(have a sandwich) (yeah)
(please)
[verse 2: bill jaw]
forbidden fruit, boy with the scarlet rot (go to h+ll)
cr+ppin’ on ’em, i do it for the fame
i’m f+ckin’ for the game, i’m like, 38
i got a 44 on a buckle on the belt of my pants
blastin’ em away, cast ’em in the shade, yuh
put it in the letter a, yuh
facin’ jail time for the hatred of my crimes
lookin’ in the sky, tryna realize
free my brother in berlin, uh
everybody thinkin’ i’m a b+tch
i’m a world+endin’ super b+tch
i’m the b+tch slap, i’m the d+ck rap
i make a homeboy make a sandwich, then i’m done
but no h0m+, i don’t want the b+tt, nah
wall+hacking into the computer and i enter a competition to k!ll everybody and everything
i put every doowad in my bottom
and i split ’em all up on the potty, uh
punchin’ a b+tch boy in his brain, uh
takin’ him from his house, then i fl!ck the bean, uh
if i wanted to, then i could k!ll god
shut the f+ck up before you get got
little boy get shot, little john, uh
brother little john caught lackin’
he was too young but i was lookin’ for the blood
i was tryna take another son
if you got a gun, then i got the black magic
motherf+cker, i’ma l!ck the ground
i molly+whop a child across the concrete
i don’t give a holy d+mn
[interlude 1: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
i give a holy d+mn
[verse 3: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
h+llo, my name is james daley
and today, it’s time to peel my skin off
step one
alright, my foot came off, then my leg came off
the rest of my head came off
james daley is the great seamoth
i really wonder if he watch p+rn on a daily basis, maybe not (maybe not)
i’m gonna have a breakdown again, please
kahuna james gets k!lled in the street
i’m not okay when lewburn makes a beat
i have no idea why i don’t have any food in my freezer
so, it’s really cold outside but i can’t go and get food because there’s no food in my freezer anymore
because i ate all the food and i’m freezing and i’m cold and i’m dying+ dying slowly
what the h+ll did you think you were going to accomplish?
i know how to kick james daley in the side of his face like a dog fish
when i feel like down6, i do be riding around topless
it’s no wonder why james daley is always found out as the accomplice
i’m about to persian+ly execute you
esper jones, and esper fodolri, and esper aegis
[interlude 2: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii, esper jones, esper fodolri & esper aegis]
you shall suffer! +[(laughter)]+
+(screams of agony)+
[verse 4: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
on top of the world like i was three towers stacked on top of each other like a bunch of waffles
distinct lack of consequences enthrall me because i am going to turn you into something awful
james daley was abducted by the gummy bear and he’s never gonna come back and i hope that dude’s gone
oh my god, i just got a+ sent “screaming_.mp3”, oh my god
oh my god, i’m nearly there, i’m nearly there, i’m nearly there
uhh, oh my+ oh my+ oh my+ oh my+ oh m+
devil rises, the god falls
devil rises, the god falls
devil rises, the god falls
devil rises, the god falls
[interlude 3: slastic]
i’m a gummy bear, yeah, i’m a gummy bear
yuh, yuh
[verse 5: slastic]
okay, so i pull up in the car and then i shoot him done over now
with a 556 bullet in the skull because he couldn’t learn how to make the jello correctly in order to mold himself into a gummy+like bear
cocaine bear is hopping off the world, instead, he’s just gonna plummet into the center of the earth and then turn into a spaghetti string code
what am i talk+? oh yeah, uh, uh, i meant+
planck’s constant, that one i was mentioning
read out planck’s constant right now
i’m gonna read so many digits of pi, uhhh “digits of pi”
10399333102
3.141592+ okay that’s as many as i can remember right now
i’m sorry+ i got writer’s block, guys
okay, nevermind, i got no writer’s block
instead, i got so many writer’s stocks
i’m taking all their money and just running away with it
and they’re never gonna find me, instead i’m just gonna send a fbi agent to their door in order to put a cyanide pill in their child’s drink
when he drinks from the sippy cup, he be like “mmh, this is what cyanide tastes like”
and then he’s like “hahahahaha” and then he dies
yeah, the baby bottle pop is running+ no, nevermind, nope, not anymore, nope, redo
the baby bottle pop is l+ learn+ lea+ it’s learning like ai liinkoln, liinkoln
did you know that liinkoln+? no
alright, liinkoln, i’m calling your ass out right now
you’re such a mr. barber clone and it’s actually disgusting
not only that, but you also disguise yourself as mr. barber and you’re within the ranks as we speak
you can’t really escape me because i know where you run to and i know what you’re plotting
so, just stop the figurehead sh+t
i’m feel like feudal j+pan right now
i’m like the shogun and you’re the emperor because you’re a figurehead i’m governmenting
i’m creating+ i’m creating a sound file of something to create nothing
if you want to listen to my verse, listen to the he+rs+
because i’m just gonna k!ll you and stuff and you’re just gonna die and stuff, you know?
okay, so that’s the end of this soundwave
[verse 6: gaminnrap & saturn the beast]
[? + lyrics unreleased]
right now, i’m going through an indentity crisis
two minus one, that is minus
i’m blowing up, i feel like isis
a hundred on my neck, you kn+
[interlude 4: gun b+lls]
sh+t, they thought they had that f+ckin’ camera on me
but listen, but then i got the mic though
alright, word, aye
[verse 7: gun b+lls & james daley]
james [censored] with a shotgun (shut up)
pull up with a shotgun, make him run
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch, i f+ckin’ come
she’s f+ckin’ fourteen and she’s james’ girlfriend
i don’t give a f+ck about a b+tch cheatin’
i don’t give a f+ck about a b+tch
just sh+m+l+ female lookin’+ass dumbass silly+ass b+tch+ass, pull up with a thirty gat
i’ma pull up with thirty gats and gas mask
then i light the f+ckin’ fire on half back
i don’t really give a f+ck about a b+tch
i’ma k!ll the f+ckin’ queen then i fly it on the half+mast
with a banner, pull up and i get that f+ckin’ b+tch like a tenner
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch, i’m a senator
vote her out, vote her out, vote her out, sus crewmate
flashin’ everybody like a sus f+ckin’ crewmate, sus b+tches
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch
she be suckin’ on my d+ck ’cause she say gun b+lls nutritious
i don’t really give a f+ck about nutrition
i been getting with the dissin’, i been getting with the [censored]
+medication, pop prescriptions, all that sh+t
if you don’t really be coming with me, you exist
kal paseo, more like shut the f+ck up
oreo lookin’+ass b+tch+ass, what?
yeah, james daley can’t be eatin’ oreos
you fat motherf+cker cupcake stupid hoe (i’m having heart aches)
i don’t give a f+ck about the b+tch, make her run
i’ma pull up on that b+tch and i make her f+ckin’+ eugh
i don’t give a f+ck about [censored]
+with a f+ckin’ pipe, lead pipe
crack her head open with a f+ckin’ lead pipe
ugly+ass b+tch+ass dumbass f+ckin’ [censored]
white b+tch, pull up on f+ckin’ sight
cracker+ass b+tch, you gon’ f+ckin’ die tonight
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch, i’m soundin’ like+
yeah, b+tch, i got a big appetite
b+tch, i’m lookin’ like a panda in pajamas
i don’t give a f+ck, i k!ll a b+tch out in atlanta
there’s a lot of g+y bars in f+ckin’ atlanta
i don’t really give a f+ck about a b+tch like santa
i’ma get on a b+tch’s lap like i’m f+ckin’ on santa
hey, wait, wait
every single f+ckin’ day with a ak, gun b+lls never fake
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch, like, every day
all you motherf+ckers g+y, lookin’ like you’re f+ckin’ drake
i’ma get the food on my motherf+ckin’ plate, aye, like cake
i don’t really give a f+ck about it
and it’s scary, pull up and i’m motherf+ckin’ legendary
pull up and i got the f+ckin’ vocabulary that will k!ll a f+ckin’ adversary
gun b+lls, b+tch, i’m goin’ harder than you all
pull up and i pop ten adderall
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch, not at all
overall, i be wearing overalls with a shotgun wrapped around my waist
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch, [+slurred spech+]
i’ma ate that ass, i’ma+ a+ that fast
i’ma pass that fast when i pass that gas
i’ma do the dutch oven, motherf+ckers think that you stupid in the covenant
pull up and i f+ck you like a rubberneck
i don’t really give a f+ck about your b+tch, though
pull up and i got that f+ckin’ clip, though
grip, though, got a lotta grit, though
pull up with the sh+t, though
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch on my sh+t, though
spit, though, got a lotta hits, though
wrist, though, but she suckin’ on the d+ck, though
yo, yo, lil may
more like motherf+ckin’ lil g+y
ugly+ass dumbass b+tch+ass [censored]+ass stupid+ass b+tch, i’ma beat the f+ck out of you
i’ma take a f+ckin’ baseball bat
when i crack your head open with a baseball bat
you don’t know how to act, b+tch, you got a f+ckin’ stutter
pull up and i’m gonna f+ck your motherf+ckin’ mother
b+tch+ass stupid+ass [censored] dumbass ugly+ass [censored]+ass [censored]+ass stinky+ass
motherf+ckin’ stupid+ass gorilla+ass lookin’+ass b+tch+ass throwin’ f+ckin’ sh+t at a wall
i don’t give a f+ck about you, b+tch, at all
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch, at all
i’m the gummy bear, where? gummy bear
and i’m gon’ f+ck you b+tches up in my underwear
underwear that’s made of f+ckin’ gucci
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch from the toosie, sushi oh
and i get it from a jammer
i don’t give a f+ck about your b+tch, she from atlanta
i don’t gi+ i already used it
i don’t give a f+ck about the pills, i abuse it
i don’t give a f+ck about the being real
ugly fake every single f+ckin’ day, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
yay, yay, yay, patty f+ckin’ cake
birthday party, birthday parade
i don’t give a f+ck about the lgbtq ’cause they’re all f+ckin’ g+y
[interlude 5: al gore]
yeah, it’s al gore
yeah, it’s al gore
yeah, it’s al gore
cl!ck to claim your points
i’m al gore, yeah
i just earn points because i’m doing a verse on the gummy bear song, yeah
gummy bear was invented by al gore
i said, gummy bear was invented by al gore, hahaha
[verse 8: al gore]
al gore invented the gummy bear
al gore invented your dummy hair
al gore invented your assh0l+
al gore invented your last home
al gore adventured to galápagos
al gore invented the backbone
al gore invented the backflip
al gore invented the matchstick
oh yeah, my name’s al gore
oh yeah, my name’s al gore, i am al gore, my name’s al gore
oh yeah, my name’s al gore, oh yeah, my name’s al gore
oh yeah, my name’s al gore, i am al gore, my name’s al gore
i am an al gore guy, my name is al gore, yeah
i am al gore gore, i am al gore, i am al gore, yeah
my name is al gore, yeah, i am an al gore guy (dr. pepper)
i am al gore, my name’s al gore, i am an al gore guy (dr. pepper)
i like drinking dr. pepper (dr. pepper)
i like drinking dr. pepper, my name’s al gore
[verse 9: pill]
pill, pill, pill, pill, pill, pill, pill, pill, pill, pill, pill
pill, mmh, pill, pill
mmh, pill, mmh, pill, pill
pill, pill, chinese ricefield
mmh, pill, mmh, mmh, pill, pill
pill, pill, pill, pill, pill, pill
mmh, mmh, china
pill, pill, pill, pill, pill, pill, indonesia
pill, mmh, pill, soccer field
mmh, mmh, pill, i ain’t got sh+t to say
pill, pill, brazil soccer field
pill, mmh, i’m flying through the side of a f+cking building, pum
pill, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill, pill, pill, pill, mmh, pill
pill, pill, pill, pill, i play sports
i fight a tiger in jakarta, pill, pill
mmh, mmh, pill, pill, pill, mmh
oh yeah, pill, mmh, pill, f+ck you
mmh, pill, football sucks
pill, pill, brazil sucks a lot
pill, i hate you, suck
mmh, pill, pill, pill, i was born in a f+ckin’ egg
mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill
mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill
mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill
mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill
mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill
mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill
pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill, mmh, pill
[verse 10: explosion]
(+explosion+)
[interlude 6: gun b+lls, k!llertsunamipro, gyilkoscunamipro & cletus]
gun b+lls
i just drank a bang, i’m off bene+d+ck
james daley pull up with a prostitute
oh, i’m ’bout to pass out
hey, what’s up, guys? i’m back in action
back in action like a massive fraction
catch an infection, clean it up
cool it down, zip it up, sew it in
and go to the hospital, get it fixed
so anyway, sorry about earlier
i was just+ i was not in a good+ what?
(nos most én jövök)
who are you? get out my+ agh!
interjection, interjection
i gotta interrupt this song, there’s a tornado comin’ my way, i gotta run
[verse 11: gyilkoscunamipro & k!llertsunamipro]
nos nos nos én lennék kil+ gyilkoscunamipro és ezt a ké+ i+idióta hülyét most kidobtam
én fogok mostan reppelni
nos, kezdjük is, a kis malac, a kis malac, a kis ka+ kunkori kis malac
kint maradt és megfázott, a+ vartam neki egy kis kabátot
nem vette fel mert bolond
volt hülye volt és megfázott
megfázott mint télen
emberek, megmentett
nos, mikor szeretek pecázni a kedvencem a cseszeg
anyád engem le cseszett
de nem tudom, hogy miért
azt se tudom hogy hol vagyok, mi vagyok és mi lennék
ember+ileg én szeretnék elmenni a holdra
egy nap szépen nappal este
nem is tudom hogy mikor lenne
de nem hazudok én ezt szeretném
joe biden, nagyon kancsal! azt sem tudom, hogy merre néz!
és szerintem ö se tudja! azt se tudja mit mond!
de azt én se nagyon
a kenguruk nagyon nagyot ugranak
12 méter a világrekord
ki tudja? lehet hosszabb, mi nem láthattuk az összes pillanatot
nos, mostan, szünetet kéne tartani
de nem akarok! én reppelni akarok!
nos, a rímek ből már ki fogytam
de megpróbálom a legjobban, hogy rímek szólhassak
éjjel nappal, reggel este, ebédre és vacsorára
diner re, de ez nem angol! nem angolul reppelük, hanem magyarul
nos, kit szeretnék meghívni, én vagyok gyilkoscunamipro
de elhívom az egyik haveromat, úgy hívják, hogy “eviltsunamibro”
hey guys, it’s me
today we’re gonna be talking about the economical crisis of the world
(shut the h+ll up)
vat! hú széd dát?
nem én voltam, ki tudja
nos annyit mondok, hogy nem én voltam
annyit mondok, hogy nem én voltam
a halászok elég menők, a favágók is
mert tudjuk a világon kötelező ezek csinálni, hogy életben maradjunk
ki tudja?
lehet hogy a világo+ lehet, hogy máso+ dologból is bírunk majd épiteni majd dolgokat?
ahelyett hogy fát használnak lehet, hogy követ is bírunk egyszer, de nem tudom
nos, legkeményebben be kell menyek
hrr, boci, boci tarka
se füle, se farka, oda megyünk lakni, ahol tejet kapni
nos, ez egy sps valami volt
a barátom nahdah, az szeret ilyen videókat csinálni
nos, kezd véget érni a reppemnek, de öröm volt veletek!
egyetek és igyatok
jó napot és jó estét
sokat aludjatok! 8 órát minimum egy nap, hogy nagy é erősek legyetek
ne felejtsetek el tanulni és szórakozni, mind a kettő nagyon nagyon fontos
ez gyilkoscunamipro volt, és én kiléptem
viszontlátásra
[verse 12: mentally unstable guy]
4 a.m
yuh, yuh
f+f+f 4 a.m
down asleep in my f+ckin’ bed, yeah
f+f+f 4 a.m
down asleep in my f+ckin’+ in my f+ckin’ head, yeah
it’s 4 a.m., down asleep in my f+ckin’ bed
got a couple hoes at night, i+ i’ve been holdin’ right
just see me dead, at 4 a.m., down asleep in my f+ckin’ ned
got me a couple holes at night, i’ve been holdin’ right
cbt meds, see me dead
see these ha+
[verse 13: af klondike]
oh yeah, i’m f+ckin’ disgusting with this
what the f+ck am i talkin’ about? hehehaha (+slurping+)
f+ck a b+tch ass, uh
get the f+ck up out my face, you smelly disgusting b+tch hair ass
hairless+ass motherf+ckin’, not ass bald f+ckin’ dumb sh+t, dumb c+nt, f+ckin’ die
i’m actually about to turn into a chocolate bar and smack you in the eyes
i’m a gummy bear, i’m+ what?
what the f+ck is going on? aye, i’ma f+ckin’ kick the sh+t out your dumb f+ckin’ b+tch ass
smack the sh+t out your head+ass, turn you to a f+ckin’ dread+ass, uh
you want bread in your ass? f+ckin’ check out the crumbs
look at the motherf+ckin’ croutons and them nuts, uh yeah, uh
yeah, i’m a gummy bear, i’m eating cum in hair
i want you to disgustingly walk in my f+cking air
uh, check it out, i’m the f+ckin’ last airbender
wuh+ look at the way i’m f+ckin’ walking up in the air
don’t play, yeah, b+tch, i got a f+ckin’ flying rhinoceros
beat the f+ck out your hair, get the h+ll out the ground
uh, you know i f+ckin’ walk out the ground like a diglett
you know i don’t f+ck with them b+tches, uh, yeah, yeah
f+ck a b+tchlet, yeah, yeah, midget, yeah
you know what i talk about, get the f+ck out the d+ck kit, uh
you know what i’m thinking about? no, i don’t think, what the f+ck you’re talking ’bout?
yeah, i’m a f+ckin’ gummy bear, look at my f+ckin’ nuts and d+ck and sh+t and hair, uh
yeah, b+tch, i got the blair, uh, b+tch, i’m part of the blair witch
you know what the f+ck i’m talking about
motherf+cker, i’m going to come at your home and then blow it up with the motherf+ckin’ nuclear missile
i’m like the george wolf, you know what that is? no, you know what? i’m going over, uh
i drove over your parents, i drove over your dog
i’m a gummy bear, i’m a wummy, i’m a shummy, i’m chummy
you know i go to the chum bucket, on the lair, uh
i go into the lair, i want to go into the lair
i want to go into the lair, i want to go into the lair
i want to go into your home, get me into there
i’m going into the air, ohhhhhhhhhhh
what the heeee+eeeellll?
you know what i’m talking about when i walk around, i got the smell
i got a smell in my h+ll, uh
i’m going to send a little b+tch into h+ll
i want to go into the mel
yeah, i’m going to melt you down into a little sulfuric acid, little look+alike
what the h+ll are you talking about? yeah
i’m leaking stomach acid and bile onto the f+ pavement
look at it, it’s melting, no, there’s melting
no, it’s melting! no, it’s melting! it’s melting!
it’s melting, it’s melting, it’s melting, it’s melting
uh, yeah, where is the beat going? what? where is the beat going?
oh sh+t, look, the beat started, if you’re listening you’re poor
oh sh+t, the beat started, if you’re listening you’re poor
oh sh+t, the beat started, if you’re listening you’re poor
oh sh+t, the beat started, if you’re listening you’re poor
oh sh+t, the beat started, if you’re listening you’re hairless
i’m bald as f+ck, look at my dumbass look and walk about
wilka walkabout, yeah, i’m gra+ i’m gonna make tea in a minute
what the f+ck am i talkin’ bout? look a bock about
i will l!cka bocka ’bout, l!cka bocka ’bout, l!cka bocka ’bout
(+incomprehensible+)
[interlude 7: sh+ggy]
like, i’m the skin man
like, i’m on top of the world, man
like, where’s my din’ man?
(+yelling+)
like, where’s the tin man?
like, where’s slender man?
like, where’s ben, man?
like, where’s my grin, man?
like, i was drop in a void, man, for so many years, man
like, i’m the embodiment of sin, man
like, where’s mike ritt, man?
ooh
[verse 14: sh+ggy]
like, scoob, like, scoob
like, scoob, like, scoob
scoob, like, scoob
like, scoob, like, scoob
like, aghhhh!
like, the gummy bear’s chasing me, man
like, i’m in a lot of danger, man
like, (+screams of pain+)
[interlude 8: lukimea]
hahahahaha
[verse 15: lukimea]
you thought i wouldn’t k!ll, i come with intention
016 put holes up in his brethren
that little f+cker boy a clown
i’ll come with a knife and i’ll carve a frown, like
what the f+ck is this talk about?
i roll with the taliban, i got an ak
i’ma f+ck with your b+tch, stupid b+tch in the cut
what the f+ck, i’m+ blood
i’m a danger to your maiden
want no smoke? come meet my boy jayden
he really pull up with a glock on his waist
finna park your ass, we gon’ send you to satan, lil ho, like
[?] you thought was a little song, right?
nah, this is a freestyle, bruh, f+ck is you talkin’ ’bout?
what the f+ck do you mean, boy? i come for your spleen, boy
i come for the beam, boy, i come for that spleen
what the f+ck do you mean, boy? b+tch+ass goofy motherf+cker, you wanna talk to it, uh
talk about a neck+ talk about a neck+ you gonna get sheffed in your neck like bread, ooh
yeah, samurai do it, french drillings, you know i been through it
mmh, mmh,, what the+ oof+ oof (bread)
carpet+ f+ck+ [?] godd+mn verse, bruh, you know what it do, mane
you already know what it do, bruh, rhymin’ all that sh+t
and that straight demon tone voice, all monotone
f+ckin’ your b+tch in the back with my chrome
oof, you hear my flow, you hear me going, that’s up in the+
i thought you was a real+ass thug, like, mmh, mmh, mmh
i said that i’d do it, i did it
i said that i’d do it, i did it
i f+cked on your b+tch with a fifty, uh
bread
[verse 16: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
ayo, i had that thing on me
also, i had the other thing on me
plus i had that one more thing on me
and i had another thing on me
plus i had that knife, i stab you in the f+ckin’ brain, homie (dead)
yeah, you get stabbed so bad you don’t even know what day it is, yeah (your head)
you get stabbed so f+cking bad you don’t know what year it is, but you know what week it is, though
man, i hope you wake up one day
i hope you do not wake up, man
i hope you got unplugged from the matrix and shaked up
i hope you get shot by a freight truck
i hope you get shot by the+ (you’re f+cked)
i hope you get shot by bruce wayne in the tru+ i hope+ mmh+ bruce wayne shows up with the+
mmh+ i hope bru+ i hope you+ i hope bruce wayne shows up with the batmobile truck (there you go)
about twenty+four minutes ago and nine seconds ago, this song started
so this is really long and target (thank you)
man, i couldn’t say that word so it got censored by the word “target” (thank you)
i don’t know how to feel, but i’m going to attack you with the sparnish (the f+ck is that?)
yeah, i’m going to garnish your corpse with a bunch of basil and a bunch of other sh+t (big fat assh0l+)
and you get left on the concrete and you’re dead
man, there’s only three seconds left until i begin to+
i don’t be givin’ a f+ck, i be comin’ get ’em and then i be comin’ to speakin’ ’em and then i be comin’ to get ’em and then i be comin’ to hit ’em and then i be comin’ to get hit ’em and hit ’em with venom and then i be comin’ to send ’em and then i’ma hit ’em again and then i be comin’ to get ’em and then i’ma hit ’em again and then i’ma get ’em, i get ’em and then i’ma get ’em and get ’em and get ’em
[i give up]
well, wasn’t that just the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard? (oh god, yeah, absolutely, oh yeah)
we’ve got so much longer left
ahahaha, see? i left you in the mysterious darkness
you have no idea what was going s+ on (nope)
so you had to feel in the darkness for the light switch, and then when you turned the light on (nope)
then you realized that there was a giant monster standing between your lawn (evil)
and he’s gonna eat you alive
no, no, no, i don’t wanna get eaten alive
i’m about to smack with you in the face with a knife and then i slice
and then i slice, and then i slice, and then i slice, and then i slice, and then i slice
i don’t really feel like cars are necessary
i’m the god of nature, and i know bigfoot’s nest is hairy
unlike the gummy bear, i don’t care if your flesh is tearing
if james daley was a fish, i would be pescatary
i hope james daley gets ran over by a rhinocerous while he’s on his way from home from school (yeah)
he doesn’t deserve anything other than to get drowned in a pool (in a pool)
he needs to get hit with a spool of molten+ l+ uh+ iron
yeah, shut up
[verse 17: slastic]
back for more because these guys just really don’t know how to do it up like me
instead, they just really like to perpetuate the idea that they’re anything at all, but in reality, they just aren’t anything at all
in fact, they’re imaginary matter, i’m ripping things apart at incredible rates, except ohhh my goddd
i’m gonna knock joe weller out
okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, what? whatever, we get it, okay
so, basically i’m g+ i’m taking a ruler to measure out how many things you can say per second and i’m gonna put it onto a fastest rappers list
um, pfff, you know one thing that i said one time? yeah, i didn’t really mean it like that
i was just joshing, that+ that other thing that i said, i didn’t mean that either
i’m kind of a poser like that, you know? but, it’s all cool because you like what i’m sayin’ anyway, it’s not that really big of a deal, you know?
oh my god, i’m ki+ i’m kinda+ i’m kinda, like, freaking out right now
did you know that uh+ pfft+ what do you think about nermal?
everyone is lame? no, everyone is cool, alright?
i’m awesome and such, except i’m being added to a botnet
what could this feline be doing? oh my god, the trend is over
except i co+ you+ oh no, i’ve had enough, bruh
i’m literally just trying to vibe and chill in vc and you’re adding stuff, like, f+ckin’+ i don’t know, death grips to the bot
famine, famine, famine, famine, famine
yo, it’s just+ stop talking about violent things, i like to eat rocks
and you don’t see me complaining about it, now do you?
i kinda look like a old man with a comically+overgrown moustache, um
yeah, so, i+ i do my best, you know? but it’s+ pfff, it’s+ really just getting to me
oh my god, i just saw cars 2, what do you guys think?
it was pretty sick, i’m not gonna lie
yo, this assh0l+’s verse is about to end, what a f+ckin’ dumbass
loser, loser, loser, uhh
i just got myself demoted for something that i nee+ need+ i didn’t need to get myself demoted over
guys, i’m sorry for stumbling over my words, i’m doing my best, i’m taking speech therapy classes and also i’m training my sps
you don’t really wanna+ you don’t+ you don’t+ you don’t r+ you don’t really+
(+different speed variations of “i don’t really give a f+ck about the f+ckin’ motherf+cker knock”+)
[verse 18: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
if you were confused by the last thirty seconds, you don’t really need to know what happened (you don’t gotta know)
we had a+ a+ duh+ data outbreak, we got+ we got hacked (sucked)
yeah, james daley, that dumb son of a b+tch really made that sh+t happen and we weren’t really happy with him (f+ck that b+st+rd)
i’m really gonna go do a drive+through and get a happy meal and slap james daley in the abdomen (pow, pow, pow, pow, in your f+ mom’s forehead)
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (you don’t gotta know)
i drank maybe half+a+bottle of james daley sweat juice (sucked)
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (f+ck that b+st+rd)
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, i don’t feel too good
[interlude 9: twister wrangler]
(+screeching+)
yeah, brother
there’s a storm brewin’ and i can’t find my lasso
[verse 19: twister wrangler & james daley]
twister wrangler is f+ckin’ back, baby, and i gotta wrangle this fat c+nt named james
(shut up, shut up, shut up, shut the f+ck up when i tell you to shut the f+ck up) yeah, yeah, yeah
f+ck this guy, good lord, we’re starving
’cause this fat f+ck can’t go a microsecond without eating an entire f+cking menu
why the h+ll is lewis talking? why the h+ll is nicky talking?
why the h+ll is james daley stalking another little boy?
why the f+ck did lewis send a sh+tty+ass verse to all my friends?
why does he even have any+ any human rights? (human rights)
why does froz shoot up his school? why is froz so d+mn racist?
why is he currently cooking up slurs in a crock+pot?
this man is an enemy, why is leechy getting sucked off by two men?
why is down6 threatening to rape me? i’ll throw that twink down a well
i’ll throw that twink down a well and wish him gone
when will benji drop blackholedance on spotify?
will it be when nihilist stops dropping the soap like a dumbf+ck and getting subsequently plowed by four big black guys?
child tickler definitely deserves it
child tickler definitely f+cking deserves it, yeah, yeah, yeah
child tickler definitely f+cking deserves it, yeah, yeah, yeah
why is sematary so f+cking g+y? i wanna snap his stupid spine in half, good lord
i want to obliterate+ate every atf agent with a pack of wild pitbulls
stay away from nicotine or you’ll turn into skayada
stay away from vape or i will absolutely bully the living sh+t out of you for being a f+cking (king of the hill)
i accidentally ran over hasan piker, stupid f+ck shouldn’t have been in the middle of the road
fantano shouldn’t have give denzel benzel a zero
maybe if he gave us a ten, he wouldn’t be f+cking divorced (aye, yuh)
okay, now it’s time
okay, now it’s time i address the big fat elephant gorilla thing in the room
his name+ his name+ is+ is+ james+ james+ daley+ daley
actually, i’m kidding, ’cause this f+cking boomerang+chucker couldn’t fit in a room
he’s so f+cking fat
and when i say address, i mean i know where he lives, yeah
and when i say address, i mean+ i mean+ i mean i know where he lives
and i need countless able+bodied men to be able to take this little sh+t down (god, he’s so f+cking fat, i swear to god)
he just needs to stop f+cking a bunch of kangaroos
(also, why does levigne keep talking about crustaceans in my ass? stop looking at my ass, you f+cking weirdo)
he needs to learn how to f+ck somebody his own size
i just slaughtered jayhawk so his girlfriend will have a corpse to f+ck
this degenerate 25+year+old should probably f+ck someone his own size
insteading of+ ugh+ insteadyin+ uh+ instead of getting into arguments with+ you know, online with a 15+year+old boy that he’d probably pry open with his hands and go inside
jayhawk wasn’t ready to die
thank you fellas, that was my day so far, thank you for asking
anyways, time to head to the airport for a flight
thank+ thank+ thank you for asking
anyways, time to head to the airport for a flight
i think my plane’s late
(i think my+ i think my flight is delayed) yeah
there’s a pipe bomb stored inside my ass, you better be ready to die
there’s a pipe bomb stored inside my ass, you better+ better be+ better+ you better be ready to die
you better be ready to die, you better be ready to die
there’s a pipe bomb in my ass
[verse 20: longp+n+sman & b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
car
this is a soulless corporation and you are a part of it
[+8 layers of different verses and sounds+]
[verse 21: slastic]
yo, this verse is absolute ass, i’m not gonna lie
okay, so this is my retake of the verse
except i’m just doing it better than last time
okay, so basically, if you wanna (hog rider!) really get into the business
i’m just gonna get down to it and tell you that this is a 0/10 and everyone f+ckin’ sucks
okay, my bad, i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to say that
instead, i’m just trying to, like, create some chit+chat, you know?
i’m just tryna be like larry the lobster when he did that one thing, like, when he lifted and he got embarrassed of spongebob
and instead of spongebob soaking up the water, he soaked up the s+ uh+ no i didn’t say that already
he soaked up the chlorine from the pool
and, uh, you know? and all the bacteria kinda just cultivated and it was really gross
in fact, that’s actually plankton’s origin story if you really think about it
spongebob running around with a+ with a+ with a rocket launcher
he+ he did the rocket jump into his house, you know? like, the pineapple
your head kinda looks like a pineapple, and you’re about as dumb as one too
and you know that means? i don’t
okay, so i jumped on top of a building, and then i jumped on top of a soup
and then i+ and then i played jump rope for a little bit
instead, i got mad, instead, i started creating, like, heat energy, and+
ohh my god, will this guy just stop talking over me?
oh my god, i’ve had enough already, bruh
i’m+ n+ i’m done+ i’m just done with this idiot bozo
actually, no, i gotta talk him+ over him more because i’m just more energetic and more entertaining in every single facet
he could never even begin to bring a hatchet down onto my head, because i’m just gonna dodge it and take it and plunge it into his nose
he kinda looks like+ uh, pfff, who’s that one person with the nose?
oh yeah, he kinda looks like the actor with the eyebrows
except, the actor with the eyebrows is big pingas
yo, i need a big pingas feature real quick
alright, a+ alright, i feel like big pingas right now instead of+
yeah, you know? i+ i kinda just feel like that guy, instead+ i’m + i’m on that fry, i’m like frylock
i’m like a+ i’m like+ i’m like sid the science kid when he juju’d on that beat
i’m like+
[verse 22: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
this is my third try, and i just wanna mention how f+cking terrible slastic is
every time he’s tried this bullsh+t, all he does is say a bunch of nothing for three f+cking minutes straight and it’s loud, annoying, and obnoxious and he needs to go find a bullet
[interlude 11: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
hey guys, i bet you thought there was gonna be somebody brand new
turns out, i found the bullet, so i’m+ i’m here now
eat some sh+t
[verse 23: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
(ah) there’s a chicken running around with no head, godd+mn
(ah) looks like james daley when he’s laying on the ground dead (no way)
(ah) he l+ he a+ he a+ needs some help (sh+t on yourself)
(ah) ayo+ a+ oh+ can somebody help him, j+ (okay)
every now and then, i tend to get creative and it’s a big problem for the people who live in asian (save his life)
wait, no, no, no, no, no, i+ what i mean to say was
it’s a problem for the people who live in a state of declaration (d+mn)
and people need to start test the patients (d+mn)
because they’re have so much covid all over them (oh my god)
how is that even a real thing anymore? (i don’t know)
i wanna smack you in the face because you are born (okay)
i’m gonna smack you in the face because you are warm (okay)
i’m gonna smack you in+ i just wanna keep smacking you in the face until you are gore
i mean, the millisecond that you become a pile of flesh is the day that i become very happy (woo+hoo)
i could do this flow all day, but i would rather run inside of your house and start f+cking your pappy (woah)
i swear to god my house is haunted by a bunch of evil spirits, and they’re in my walls and they are tapping (i’m so scared)
i’m also in the wall and i am suffocating, and this is my last resort, and if i jump off a building + i hope someone will catch me (splat)
forty+two minutes ago and nineteen seconds ago, this song started rapping (yeah)
oh my god, i gotta switch the flow up
yeah, i’m ’bout to go in the club and go nuts
yeah, i’m ’bout to bring your hoe some donuts
i’ve got to find soulja bo and load up
my pistol, and then shoot him, and then he’ll fold up
you know what they say about things that go down, they always go up
+uh hotel, mo+ you can bring your+
hotel, mo+ you can bring your+
[verse 24: ai playboi carti]
you can bring your girlfriends
and meet me at the hotel room
we at the hotel, motel, holiday inn
we at the hotel, motel, holiday inn
we at the hotel, motel, holiday inn
we at the hotel, motel, holiday inn
there’s a holocaust led by pewdiepie
hitler is pewdiepie, hitler is pewdiepie
this is the darkside, you’re in the archives
of friday the 13th part 5
but you ain’t safe ’cause you ain’t sitting in the carmike
you’re right in front of me about to get your heart sliced
wide open from these sharp knives, i’m spitting super lyrical+type shark bites
i’m throwing darts right into the crowd during barfights
i’m busting heads wide open with bar pipes and welcome their brains to the starlight
why? there’s a star right here, motherf+cker
imma pour my beer all on up on ya
i’m a poor white peer that ain’t got enough
so if you wh0res might hear that i’m broke, it’s the motherf+cking truth, b+tch
but i’m still in this booth, b+tch
spitting with this tie+the+noose clique
if you don’t know who that is:
go to youtube, cl!ck on tie the noose, b+tch
but don’t forget to put ‘dna’ before it
i’m morbid, i’m soaring out this motherf+cking h+llhole
i’m on midnight railroad, stomp your cellphone
i’m ’bout to put a jackhammer to your tailbone
make you moan like a trombone
dumb tones of moans are coming when i’m all upon the microphone
break your thumb+bones and collarbones
you’re all alone in the room hollering to whom it may concern
but, ain’t n0body concerned with you
i’m ’bout to take it home, along with leach and yung revival
spitting homicidal speech recitals
so if somebody thinking they bringing it better+
popping ’em all in the head with the lyrical stamina
hand me the motherf+cking hammer
i’ma be f+cking em all from the way that i’m bringing it super+da+siccida+sikida+dellical
angelical when i cut my umbilical
i came out the womb with an urge to k!ll, a hyper manic word appeal
got the noose around the neck of any motherf+cker thinking they murk, i will+
push em to the darkside where their arm might get chewed off by a lyrical cannibal
i’m a man alone on my mission, sticking it all up in their +n+l ’til they hit a note like barry manilow
i hope they ate their’ campbells ’cause i’m coming like i’m rambo and i’m packing massive ammo
and i really don’t give a f+ck if they step in this sh+t
it’s dna, yung revival, and leach in this b+tch
and we sucking blood out your motherf+cking mama’s tits, b+tch
b+tch+ass n+gga, f+ck that n+gga
[interlude 12: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
woah, bro, you can’t say that sh+t
woah, bro, you can’t say that sh+t
woa+ devil rises, the god falls
devil rises, the god falls
devil rises, the god falls
yo, i don’t normally run the show here, but it’s skelegordo up in the motherf+ckin’ stage
and i’m here to represent the brand new benmafia
the denzel benzel brand new group rap+ m+ group member
1664, benmafia, start spittin’
[verse 25: benmafia, b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii & al gore]
choppin’, breakin’ ’em off and comin’ to burn
murder, never heard of ’em, no concern, in the urn
put ’em in a urn, in the+
(put ’em in a urn, in the f+ckin’ urn)
i punch your grandma in the f+ckin’ face
i punch your grandma, wiggidy spliggity
agony is what i’m about to bring when i punch yo’ grandma in the face
punch your grandma in the f+ckin’ face
[?] (wow) face
i’m makin’ a base, aye, yuh
i’m beatin’ the beat and the rhythym, aye
beat up the beat and the beat, aye
still gon’ be comin’ punch your grandma up in the f+ckin’ face
punchin’ your grandma (benmafia)
punch yo’ grandma right in her face
i’m makin’ a mocca, i’m makin’ a mocha
makin’ espresso, i make a [?]
i’m comin’ in ’cause you b+tches wanna fight me
i’m whitey, aye, i smite these whiteys, aye
man, i’m so evil, aye (wow)
i’m evel knievel, i’m evenly [?] when i’m evenly speakin’ these words
[?] and i’m lookin’ like a heathen, then i’m comin’ to do all this sh+t, aye
i’m merkin’, i’m merkin’, i’m goin’ berserk
eat a body, [?]
i’m rappin’ as long as i f+cking want (this dude’s f+ckin’ crazy)
i’m [?]
i’m about to take this mic and shove it up my ass, like
b+tch, you wanna test me? b+tch, you are a [?], b+tch
i’m takin’ all your money, man, it ain’t even funny
takin’ sh+t in the back like i’m a g+y
f+slur, f+slur, i don’t know what the f+ck i’m ’bout to say
maybe be controversial, but i’ma do it anyway
comin’ to punch your grandma in the face
[?]
causin’ calamity on civilization
i don’t give a f+ck about your f+ckin’ nation
aye, aye, b+tch, i ration
these motherf+ckin’ verses are long
recycle my lines, recycle my times
recycle everything i f+ckin’ do, ooh, whenever i write
spittin’ the unwritten, i’m spittin’ the sh+t
the entire north polar ice cap is disappearing before our very eyes
it’s been the size of the continental united states for the last 3 million years
and now 40 percent is gone and the rest of it is going
it’s givin’ a clip and i’m rippin’ and i’m dippin’ the automatic weapon
the weapon, a weapon, [?], i’m spittin’ words up out my mouth like i’m+
i’m spittin’ words
[?]
yuh, i don’t know what the f+ck i’ma do
but i know what i’m gonna do, do your mom like i’m islamic
wait (what?) that’s bad (what do you mean?)
that’s cancellable (i don’t think so) that’s agonizing (it’s just islamic)
that’s terrible (what do you mean? that’s worse)
that’s ridiculous (you can’t say that)
layin’ a candle, i’m lightin’ a bowl (why?)
i’m miserable (okay)
b+tch (that’s just f+ckin’ rude)
[verse 26: yung mcchicken]
[interlude 13: gun b+lls]
what! aye!
man, i’ma tell y’all something about gun b+lls real quick
[verse 27: gun b+lls & james daley]
i go harder than all of you
i pull up, b+tch, then i k!ll the [censored]
i’m ben lincoln, of f+ckin’ course
i’ma get the juice, b+tch, i got the juice, b+tch, i am the juice
b+tch, i am that
pull up with that f+ckin’ gat
it’s gun b+lls, still don’t know how to act
still don’t know how to act but i’m still smokin’ sack
i know how to f+ckin’ smoke a sack
i know how to f+ckin’ roll a wood
every single day that i went to school, in elementary school, i wasn’t actin’ good
i was actin’ tough, and i was actin’ hard
i pull up with a knife and a d+mn guitar
and then i’m playin’ you a death f+ckin’ lullaby
if i hear a lil b+tch, she just gon’ f+ckin’ cry
when i pull out that knife, aks
grab an auto, do the f+ckin’ the same thing
if you pull up, let your nuts hang
i don’t wanna see a man’s nuts hang
james, lose some f+ckin’ weight, though (b+tch, b+tch, b+tch, b+tch, b+tch)
pull up with the motherf+ckin’ peso
everybody really wanna act hard, though
pull up lookin’ like jack harlow
white b+tch, get slapped across the face
i don’t give a f+ck about that b+tch disgrace
b+tch, your name is f+ckin’ grace, get the f+ck up out my face
hoe, smelly+ass breath
i don’t give a f+ck about death
feel like tempest when i take death to the face when i take my meds
aye, aye, what you say? what you say? so
pullin’ up with the draco, aye, wha+ say so, hey
lotta hoes poppin’ percs
everybody gonna be hurt
everybody wanna be me when i got+ see me on tv doing uc3
everybody wanna be me on mtv doing uc3, see me
i’m lc3, i’m lightspeed choppers and i’m lt9 when i’m lightspeed choppers, listen
lt9, you a motherf+ckin’ b+tch, though
yeah, me? i’m a motherf+ckin’ cutthroat
lotta these motherf+ckin’ rappers ain’t sh+t, though
pull up, hey token, you a b+tch too
i don’t give a f+ck about you b+tches too too
i don’t give a f+ck about these f+ckin’ youtube+ass rap rappers
trash+ass rappers, wack+ass rappers, can i say it backwards?
listen, i’ma act on the act on the sh+t
pull up and i smoke a f+ckin’ sack in this b+tch
i don’t really give a f+ck, i’ma party hardy
i don’t give a f+ck about a f+ckin’ party
blow up a orphanage just so i can do it
i don’t really give a f+ck, b+tch, screw it
i don’t really give a f+ck, b+tch, screw it
that’s my f+ckin’ filler line, by the way
every day, pull up lookin’ like drake to the motherf+ckin’ face
with a b+tch who’s about seventeen with me, and she’s on my hip
pull up on your b+tch and she sucked the d+ck
and she get f+ckin’ passed around by the clique
gun b+lls and i’m really f+ckin’ sick in the godd+mn head
and i be that sh+t ’til i’m motherf+ckin’ dead
with a red+ass f+ckin’ bed that i’m in, red+ass bed
red+ass bed in the nether
blow up the f+ckin’ world, b+tch, i leave that f+ckin’ sh+t for treasure
aye, who’s doing it better than+
anybody really come+ hold on, sps
+[incomprehensible]+
[interlude 14: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
oh sh+t, the beat started
[verse 28: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
big $tackz trappin bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp tha vii
coming at you with a brand new wave of f+ckassery
i’m ’bout to smack you in the redcupassery
i’m about to hit you with a massive t++th
you’re about to get smacked in the ass of cream
yeah, you are disgusting and you’re not cool
you are not cool, you are ugly (skelegordo)
you are not cool, you are ugly (yeah)
i’m not ugly, i’m really attractive, i’m super hansen, i’m massive
i really don’t like the way that my hands will slip off the f+cking ass when i grab it, uh
i really entertain myself by drinking a cup of old smoothies
yeah, the smoothies really taste really goody
yuh, i really like the way this+ this delicious in my tongue and i drink it and then i sip it through a straw and then it goes through my gums and then it’s raw and then it’s delicious and it feels really good in my esophagus and then i drink it and then it goes and then i drink it all
i don’t even like you, i don’t s+
i don’t really ca+ i can’t care, i don’t really care
(+coughing+)
ah, you are being
you are being, you are being abducted by a bunch of aliens who don’t really care for your wellbeing, uh (look around, look around, i look around, i look around, i can’t even find the last time i looked around)
i can’t begin to understand with you, you are really ugly, ooh
i can’t begin to stand next to you, you are really disgusting, ooh
oh my god, i can’t believe that there’s a jet coming through my eyeball
oh my god, this sh+t hurts really bad and it’s tearing through my brain at an alarming velocity and i can’t m+ imagine the way to stop it but i can’t even begin the davy crockett but i’m going to end up in this davy sprockett
yeah, i was born in an engineer’s turret
i’m going to smack you with a turnip
i’m going to attack you and then you’ll turn it into a werewolf and then you’re
really weird, and i don’t like you
and you’re strange, and then i’ll fight you in the street
and then i’ll dripe you in the eyes, and then i’ll smaff you in the face
and then i’ll laugh you in the grave, and then i’ll drap you in the pavement
and you’re stupid stupid stupid, yeah, you’re stupid
(you are g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y)
skelegordo can’t handle you, skelegordo can’t even stand with you
(and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y)
skelegordo can’t began with you, uh, i’m on top of the an+ anvi+ i’m on top of an ant hill
(and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y)
i’m really small and i can’t stand still
(and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y and g+y)
i’m really tall and i’m walkin’ tall and i’m walkin’ ass and i’m walkin’ clown and i’m walkin’ weird and i’m walkin’ now and i’m walkin’ how and then i’m walkin’ wow
what the h+ll happened yesterday?
what the h+ll was i even talkin’ about?
woo+hoo, woo, woo+hoo, wooh
oh my god, it’s you, oh my god, it’s you (woo+hoo, woo+hoo)
i know you, oh, oh my god, it’s you
oh my goodness, wait
holy sh+t, i wasn’t finished
i’m about to smack you in the head and then i’m ’bout to k!ll you
and then i’m about to smack you in the face and then i’m ’bout to murder you all over the street
because i’m about to smack you with a car and then i’m ’bout to hit you like the incredible hulk with a car
and then you’re about to die because i’m+ i’m the incredible hulk with a car
you can’t even stand me because i’m on top of the world with a car, yeah
i’m about to smack you in the face, i’m about to smack you in the face with a mace
and you are about to get hit like the incredible hulk was wielding a car
and then he smacks you in the face with the f+ckin’ hulk and then the incredible car
then the incredible car is smacking you in the face with a mace and it’s 4 a.m. in the car
and then it’s 4 a.m. when i sleep in the car, and if the hulk+ the incredible hulk is smacking you in the face with a car
[interlude 15: cletus & chuck bronson]
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
yeah, man, yeah, man
what’s up guys i’m back from the f+ckin’+
what’s up guys i’m back from+
i’m back from the+ i’m b+ i was, uh+ i was, you know
(yo, check out this f+ckin’ salmon, motherf+cker, hahahahaha)
naw, i don’t want that sh+t in my f+ckin’ face
get the f+ck out my face, motherf+cker
(yeah check out this sh+t, hahahaha)
what the f+ck you want with you motherf+cker? what the f+ck, you gross+ass b+tch?
(yeah)
okay, okay, okay, okay
(yeah)
okay, okay, okay, okay
(yeah)
i know how to operate the+
i don’t really think you do
(yeah)
i don’t really know how to operate the gummy bear car
[verse 29: cletus & chuck bronson]
yeah, you better get in the car
yeah, you better get out the car
how ’bout you start makin’ up your motherf+ckin’ mind
you ain’t makin’ no d+mn sense, i throw you onto a mine
boy, you better start digging, show me what you can find
yeah, and i got his spine
i got the spine grabber for steingraber, yeah
yeah, alright
yeah, you grab his spine
i go to prison for this crime
yeah, i’ve been doing the time
it ain’t worth it boy, i tell you, i tell you, i tell you
i got shot in my motherf+ckin’ foot
yeah, i could tear you in half like a book
boy, i shot you in your foot (oh godd+mn)
chuck, chuck, cook
(it hurts so bad) man, i hope so
boy, you smell like gross soap
shot you up like ocho
caught you in lesotho
oh my god, it’s bronson walkin’ ’round the park with no clothes
all i ever think about is tony stark with no bones
why the h+ll do you think of that?
uh, it keeps me limber in the mind, you know what i mean?
what? naw, i don’t f+ckin’ get what you mean
no, you know what the h+ll i mean
no i don’t
no, you know what i mean
no i don’t get what+
you know wha+
no, i don’t
let me be honest, i don’t understand it
i’m about to take you from where you’re standin’
cletus on top, on the top like a sandwich
speak to the dog in spanish
i don’t really know why the gummy bear dancin’
i don’t really know why the gummy bear dancin’
i don’t really know why the gummy bear dancin’
tell me why this motherf+cker dancing
i don’t know why, bro, shut up
naw, i ain’t gon’ shut up never
you dumb son of a fool+ass hoe bag trash can boy+ass looks like leather
and i personally gave my signature below if you check your mailbox for a letter
it’s got a catalogue of twenty five thousand reasons your dumbass is so dumb forever
cletus, i know your lips aren’t flat but i’m not fallin’ for it, no distractions
i sang the gummy bear song with alaskans
i changed the world with my bald+ass blasting
if you can find search and look to find a car then be if you sit within it, within ten minutes i think that would be batsh+t
i don’t know who james is but he’s assless
well, how the h+ll do you not know who james daley is?
oh, it’s the weigh+off
oh, i said it’s the weigh+off
yeah, the james daley weigh+off
oh, the cholesterol charts are way off
james daley when he wears a shirt “oh, i can’t take this thing off”
james daley when he takes a sh+
ja+
yeah?
james daley when he takes a sh+t+ (ohhhhhhh)
sike, that sh+t was trash
why do you still just stop talking in the middle of your verse? aghhhh
alright, you know what, naw motherf+cker
it’s about time i address this
sometimes when i’m rapping, i just have a f+ckin’ heart attack, i don’t know
well, your doctor said there was a giant tumour
in your kneecap, leeching off of your brain
but you know, i don’t know, whatever
you might be the least observant motherf+cker i have ever seen
i’m just having fun, i’m just havin’ so much d+mn fun, my name is cle
bronson, cletus, rappin’ on the gummy bear beat, we eat the gummy feet
i think i’m so fresh, i think i’m a vegetable, yeah, yeah, my name is cle
yeah guys, yeah
yeah, bronson, cletus
gummy bear
shoutout denzel benzel, shoutout db.youth
shoutout everybody in the yellow car
goodbye!
[interlude 16: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
hey what the f+ck is a john newton
ayo, what up? ayo, aye, what up? aye, what up?
b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii coming at you with a brand new wave of f+ckassery
i’m gonna smack you with the redcupa+
[verse 30: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
some motherf+ckers can’t sh+t properly (need some fiber)
i get really p+ssed off when they offer me (so angry, shut up)
some stuff that i don’t know how to eat (i want+ food)
ah+ wait, that’s not how you rhyme (i’m+ well, you could’ve worked on that one a little better)
when i die, you better bury me in a coffin, please
when i get too sick, i stend to have cough of geese
holy f+ck, james daley is coming, somebody stop the beat
n0body in the motherf+ckin’ world said you could bring it back
if james daley comes around my house, i’m gonna wring his sack (d+mn, aye)
i know too many grandmas who look like a winged bat (okay)
i walk into your house, and your dog can sling it back
in all games except genshin impact, levigne is trash
i’m gonna start stalking you in a couple hours with a screaming mask
i wonder when ben will start growing a freaky stache
holy sh+t, i’m ’bout to start spitin’
you don’t have any idea when i start to fart chicken
i’m ’bout to heart+l!ckin’, i’m ’bout to start kickin’
i’m ’bout to get out the womb with my f+ckin’ sparks kickin’, yeah
i got spurs in my boots when i kick your face
there’s no way you could stand up to mr. grey
well, that was really short but i’m gonna s+ kick your face again because you are mr. g+y
every day that goes by without levigne going to walk into the bathroom to shave his face (it’s so hairy)
i understand the fear and probably the recognition about the fact that they are razor blades
but, my friend, you really need to start understanding that you begin to look like a bear with aids
if you only ate some motherf+ckin’ food and possibly if you even scr+ped your plate
emaciated, your face is straight, sh+t, please behave
whip you with a mace, b+tch, you are drake and g+y (aye, aye)
what else does that rhyme with?
[verse 31: sample of ksi singing amazing grace & deji]
amazing grace
amazing grace how sweet the sound
that saved a wretch like me
i once was lost, but now i’m found
was lost but now i see
[verse 32: ++_.$¤¸÷ßayt2 q]
i f+cked a ghost, she l!cked on my fashion b+lls
i got the b+lls, and i got the drip, and i got the fashion
and i don’t know what to do ’cause i f+cked in the hoo
and i got the b+lls
and i wear the nasa, and the drip, and the fendi
and the car, and the hood (+burp+)
[verse 33: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
don’t you dumbass motherf+cker have any semblance of any f+cking manners?
it’s been fifty minutes and thirty seconds and you’re still burping in the middle of public like a f+cking bananner
if i walk near you for even a second, i wonder what the f+ck i could find with my scanner
you might be a moron, but this idiot’s a bigger moron, i mean james daley, he speaks the fool’s grammar
i’m+ f+cking k!ll james daley so fast
how much longer do i have to endure? there’s, like, thirteen seconds until we hit the fifty+four minute mark and this is really poor but i smell like the f+cking floor but i smell like the f+cking warm
wait, i used that rhyme scheme before
you are gonna go to h+ll with a lore
[interlude: 17: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
of, like, i don’t know, lord of the rings or…
no, no, no, that’s a dumbass franchise, uhh
like, think about, like, harry potter mixed+ uhh+
harry potter mixed+ uhh+ with+ um
harr+ harry potter, like, you+ uh+ you guys play wizard101?
[verse 34: slastic]
oh cr+p, the beat’s started + if you’re listening, you are paul
h+llo paul, i am the paul, h+llo + i am from nepal
the+ i live in palau, the plow is coming for me
help, as the agricultural segment is slowly taking over the world
i have turned into a turret, world of warcraft
how to make a fan, fan blowing onto the sedan
the stan from eminem’s fan is grand inside of a slam
that’s why it makes a gram cracker crumble
i had to breathe there so i know, i know so i’d have to now
so now there is a mic, mike ritt writ his mic
rittz, rittz? more like realtime for real, it’s real dna
dna likes rittz, rittz likes crackers
crackers and dna get along very well, that was kinda racist doe
fortnite salty, dna salty fortnite
[interlude 16: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
didn’t you record this sh+t five years ago?
[verse 35: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
alright, man, you know what? that wasn’t that bad
it only took you forty+one minutes to come up with that trash
some people may call you the flab but i don’t
one day, i’m gonna break into your home and smack your face with a bone
boy, you better stop ghostin’ my calls in your cellular
boy, you better stop ghostin’ my calls in your cellular
boy, you better stop ghostin’ my calls in your cellular
boy, you better stop ghostin’ my calls in your cellular
boy, you better+
[verse 36: jl]
feelin’ like a n+gga levitatin’
highwire n+gga never said
you don’t get it like you see it, air it back
rigorous and ready and confident, i convey it
handlin’ the flow, i got it under control
can’t n0body judge, n0body but heaven know
workin’ on a buzz, develop part of the grow
when you think you got it all figured out, and i don’t
murder on my brain, and now they gotta get slain
under the influence, be untrained
dragon up out of the dungeon, unchained
have anyone that i want for lunch
came for the lump sum, become the one strained
individual that they want for some pain
super critical, part a million people gang
i ain’t even tapped into half of what i contain
listen, i’m miraculous, never do it in vain
isn’t it the habit to have k!llin’? budang
who can hear the sh+t i exhibited? i remain
devoted, and you know what i show, put ’em to shame
i put on a show, just don’t think it’s a game
dibkis sh+t, so big it is a gang
switch this quick, i’m lipped up with slang
hit this spliff, the script get insane
i know why
’cause i am the type of n+gga that’ll murder anything, i never did lie
i’m so high
i feel like i’m lookin’ down on ’em when i look around
kinda think i see it’s n0body but me, meaning i’m on another level
the upper echelon when i’m rhymin’ the diamond in the rough
splittin’ is tough, never shining
always said that it was gonna be about the timing
everything i’ve done thus far is all climbing
now what are you hatin’ for?
i been ready for you, n+gga, what are you waitin’ for?
opportunity to say whatever you’re saying, loc
i pursue the weed and money, never the fakin’ hoe
i believe in workin’ ’til you’re makin’ and breakin’ dough
take it to the top where i’ve been mentally
prodigy of the century, n+ggas they gotta mention me
i’m gonna rise eventually, people are diggin’ it now, beggin’ me for sympathy
i know why
’cause i am the type of n+gga that’ll murder anything, i never did lie
i’m so high
i feel like i’m lookin’ down on ’em when i look around
kinda think i see it’s n0body but m+
[interlude 17: mr. barber]
oh man, hey
they really brought me back from the dead for this one
(hey) they really brought me back from the+ (that’s what i f+ckin’ said, no way)
yo, i’ve been awake for a while
what the h+ll is going on in my f+ckin’ backyard front porch area?
(alright, man)
(bro, i can’t even sit down) oh sh+t, it’s a f+ckin’ bigfoot dressed up like a lady
barber, barber, barber, barber, barber, barber
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay (no, it’s not okay) (ooh yeah)
yeah i think i could believe in the gummy bear (ooh) (no, i don’t)
[verse 37: mr. barber & lost]
mr. barber who is mr. gummy bearber (who is he?), i’m feel like that guy (that guy)
everything i do gets focused into a giant laser beam of black guys (godd+mn)
i’m the monster of the sea and i wrap around the ship and grab and i’m making sure your boat capsized (okay)
you do not have any ass time
that ass is grass where i’m from, oh sh+t it’s nap time
mr. barber with the extra huge mega ultra triple backwards tornado (yeah)
spinning whack high super power kick, give you a black eye, super sour quick (yeah)
you are the reason for the tower of isis
you will go see ben go devour his white sh+t
i’m the mr. gummy bearber, i patrol around these cowards dens
and then i shower him with my foul limbs (ooh, ooh, ooh)
i had a bag (yeah)
(yeah) yeah, i had it one time (yeah, yeah) (yes!)
(yeah, yeah) yeah, i+ i had it one time, i had it one time (yeah, yeah)
(yeah, yeah) what do you want me to say?!
(mr. barber, mr. barber, mr. barber, mr. barber)
bro you literally could not pay me to do this sh+t anymore
(mr. barber, mr. barber, mr. barber, mr.)
alright, let’s go
check it out, you huge b+tch, yeah, i mean you in the b+tch clothes (yeah)
i know how you write a verse and i don’t truly approve (yeah) of any of what you’re coming up with
i’m telling you, boy (yeah) to now in this moment step it up, please for the sake of the (yeah) industry
bro, they can’t even get it together (yeah) if you don’t, bro, let’s go already
(let’s go already, let’s go already)
if you don’t know what i meant then i wasn’t f+ckin’ talking to you (b+tch)
and i could cut your hair in ten milliseconds of walkin’ near you (b+tch)
i think of ben shabibo when i throw a bunch of rocks at you (b+tch)
mr. barber is a god of not doing sh+t and then suddenly doing a lot of sh+t and it doesn’t f+ckin’ help nothing (b+tch)
when i finally triangulate your stomach’s location after many grueling and mind+numbing hours spent searching for it, motherf+cker, i will punch it (b+tch)
i hope you enjoy you my resurrection (yeah)
maybe one day you won’t be engulfed in wetness (okay)
i will scratch you off of the earth like a (okay)
boy, i’ll sip you down like the beginning of the word breakfast (okay)
you get denied passage to barber country (yeah)
no, i don’t want your b+tch+ass in barber country (no)
there is a star and it’s crunchy like the bone marrow i started munching (yummy)
peter, you’re a munch, don’t even test the blood things
mr. barber is above enough things
good f+cking god, does it ever stop? (no)
i’m literally begging for my life to the f+cking cops (good lord)
all i say is stop
i need a band of mexicans to save me (save me)
dear god, save me
i know that gummy bear can hear me, that motherf+cker better listen (f+cking help me)
i’m ’boutta smith him
kick that motherf+cker into a work of fiction (he’s flying away)
mr. gummy bearber eat my chicken
delicious, oh motherf+cker, can i get a witness?
no seriously open your motherf+cking eyes
mr. gummy bearber on the f+cking sky
ooh (alright, man)
oh sh+t, look, everybody else popped off here, right? (ooh, yeah)
everybody else popped off, i don’t wanna f+ckin’ copy everybody
po+ started f+ckin’+ (ooh) “budubudubudu” on this f+cking ending part bro, i’m just like (who is he?)
i’mma just like tell you how i feel
oh you giant son of a b+tch+sh+t
you thought you could get away from the snip+snip (godd+mn)
nah, you f+cked up, james
you f+cked up so bad, james
i whip out the james daley d+ck kick (okay)
gets kicked in his d+ck and ass through his groin
i whip out the comically+oversized mallet and turn him to the man on the coin
this boy is gonna go to h+ll tonight
james daley really is the biggest piece of sh+t i’ve ever seen
and he could walk onto a plank and i would not care because he would sink
to the bottom of the boat because he’s the ocean anchor
and i don’t care because he’s gonna get ate by a shark and he’s not gonna live into the f+ckin’ afternoon (he sure is) (hey)
[outro 1: mr. barber]
so now, we have officialy hit the 57 and 34 second mark
i am mr. barber, if you couldn’t tell already
on the classic denzel benzel cyphers, we tend to have a fun outro recalling all the extravagant memories and obscure audio files that we have obtained throughout the years
and now i present to you, the end
[outro 2: sample of dna tru lyricist]
first and foremost, i’m goin’ berserk, man
’cause i’m seein’ these little five year old girls, they be twerkin’
[outro 3: gun b+lls & james daley]
cupcake, stupid hoe (i’m having heart aches)
[outro 4: lukimea & james daley]
+incomprehensible+
yeah
dj cartoon
peter, he drank a pizza and you’re this mad
[outro 5: mr. barber]
i just be fartin’
i just be fartin’
i just be fartin’
i just be fartin’
i just be fartin’
[outro 6: braddoesbanter]
“respect women”
no
[outro 8: cletus & james daley]
they see me sittin’ on the sidewalk
i was sh+ttin’ on the floor
i don’t give a f+ck, i’m sh+ttin’ on the floor
[?] hit your wh0re, aw
[variations of “shut the f+ck up”]
[outro 9: b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
walkin’ it back in the club, and the people lookin’ at me like they don’t know what the f+ck i’m doin’ there
i don’t give a f+ck about the people that be starin’ at me, i just be shootin’ people in their stupid hair
b+tch, f+ck off and i k!ll you
[outro 10: sample of dna tru lyricist]
come step on the battle scene
you sweet and tangy cataline rappers seem to have lost your way
the lgbtq is g+y!
[outro 11: esper fodolri]
cartoon network
bruce banner vs victor frankenstein
begin
jealousy fillin’ my void
i got up my money, ah stupid lil boy
you a stupid lil boy, motherf+cker
as stupid as your face, cuh
you lil b+tch ass mo’f+cker
i spit on you face, your godd+mn aunt, your son, your aunt, your cat, bruh
they gon’ get f+ckin’ smacked, cuh
with your stupid+ass sh+t, tryna diss on my name, cuh
this is big esper, cuh, you already know what it is, loc
we are goin’ back ba+ bangin’ sh+t, cuh
[outro 12: sample of dna tru lyricist]
the moments back in the day when we didn’t put up with the haters
now let us do you a favor, and rape ya
[outro 13: mr. barber & al gore]
aye, aye, aye, aye
i give up my own skin for this
i give up my own kin for this
i give up my own grin for this
i give up my life for this
i claimed my points (yuh)
cl!ck to claim your points (zayus)
i claimed my points
i… uh+ i’m gummy bear
[outro 14: sh+ggy]
like, aghhh
like, aghhh
like, aghhh
like, aghhh
maybach music
[outro 15: john fortnite & lukimea]
the citadel
we got mixtapes on lock
aye, yeah, yeah
i’m a lil sad, lil mad, lil pain, lil game, lil hame, lil shame
i’m gon’ be fine, gon’ be fine, gon’ be fine, gon’ be fine, what up!
yeah, john fortnite in the motherf+cker
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
when i said wasn’t gon’ be sh+t, they said i meant it
but i meant they said it
i said they meant what i said, what i said when i meant it
lil b+tch, i hit you with a pen stick
i keep smackin’ you in the face until you get caught like a gremlin
lil b+tch get caught out the f+ckin’ fence like he ain’t got no sense left
i punch a b+tch in his pregnant+ass brain
lil boy get shot in the skull, lil cap, lil get shot in his brain
cap skull get short+ shot in his brain
b+tch, i k!ll you, b+tch, i k!ll you
b+tch, i k!ll you for free
b+tch, i k!ll you, b+tch, i k!ll you
b+tch, i k!ll you for free
b+tch, i k!ll you, b+tch, i k!ll you
b+tch, i k!ll you for free
b+tch, i k!ll you, b+tch, i k!ll you
b+tch, i k!ll you for, like, five+hundred thousand dollars in my pocket right now
i need that money right the f+ck now
you need to pay me my motherf+ckin’ money right now
i’m the manager for denzelbenzel.youth, and i’m poor
i feel like i’m goin’ to h+ll when i’m gonna go score
yeah, i’m gonna score a touchdown with my forearm
i’m gonna go to h+ll and then you’re gonna feel the wrath of jesus christ when he goes to horlam
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, jesus christ is goin’ to war
i meant it when i said it, i said what i meant
then i’m gon’ side with jesus christ in the holy war
yeah, yeah, john fortnite, six inches tall, motherf+cker, you know what it is
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
i birthed cletus out my toenail, i birthed cletus out my whole nail
i birthed cletus out the whole sale, i birthed cletus out my garage sale
i keep smackin’ a b+tch until they gon’ all fail
yeah, i feel like t+st+cl+ syndrome
i feel like i walk around the house with no mestacles on
yeah, i don’t know what those are but they’re the type of clothing i invented with a+ with a+ man, i got a sewing needle
i can fit right through the sewing needle, i’m the best sewer alive
six inches tall, slip right through the sewing needle
find me in your eye
john fortnite
six inches tall, gon’ smack ’em in the mind
i don’t give a d+mn
hit ’em with a soda can
lil sad, lil mad, lil bit+
peter, peter
he drank a pizza and you’re this mad
[outro: 16: fury]
fury bronson
sup, sup
yo, i’m that ass rapper
have you seen my new song? it’s fire
not fast, sadly, bro, lmao
more like 82932737
and my ass
[outro 17: ai playboi carti & b$t bigslimthin lord skelegordo tha pimp vii]
woah, woah
what! yeah
[crucified’s first verse from smoked out]
mc rice got shot with a motherf+ckin’ mur+ missile launcher
i give a sh+t and i spit that pistol launcher
i’m the abyssal monster, i’m finna come and k!ll dna with a+
[outro 18: blake clark & james daley]
aye, you thought i was gone?
and you thought i was wrong
but ac+ but actually i’m red
but i’m actually i’m fred, but
shut the f+ck up
when i tell you to shut the f+ck up, you shut the f+ck+
[outro 19: af klondike]
green
purple
[outro 20: cletus]
alright, you know what? i’m ’bout to tell you a story
five foot ten motherf+cker walks up to my house, knocks on my door
the next thing i know
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