derek smalls - hell toupee lyrics
[verse 1]
you know we all get older
satan does as well
he’s getting weird and wrinkled
in his comfy little h+ll
he don’t need plastic surgery
his h+rns will stand the test
but some hairline augmentation
can make him look his best
[chorus]
h+ll toupee
h+ll toupee
some flameproof glue will do
h+ll toupee
h+ll toupee
[verse 2]
he’s not a people pleaser
no, scaring is his game
he’d prefer his dome ain’t gleaming
if its all the same
his realm could still be hеllish
if he had a mop to flop
you’d still rue the day you mеt him
with some coverage on top
[chorus]
h+ll toupee
h+ll toupee
when it goes, old satan knows
there’s h+ll toupee
h+ll toupee
[verse 3]
he’ll never be a looker
no, not a stylish dude
he gets his chicks by bringing
a devilish attitude
you can’t improve on brimstone
fire’s great as well
but a better+looking satan
could make a better h+ll
[chorus]
h+ll toupee
h+ll toupee
no drug can beat a rug
h+ll toupee
h+ll toupee
[outro]
he puts the fur on the lucifer
the prince don’t need his darkness anymore
get him a comb for christmas
h+ll toupee
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