derrick acosta - graveyard freestyle lyrics
i was working on my lab on some serious sh+t
when i suddenly realized i could use a hit
so i loaded up my monstrous bong
and i lit it and out came a fog
and it blasted my mind to a spooky place
and suddenly i saw in the mirror a face
and i stared in the eyes, i said, “what the f+ck?”
it’s f+cking dracula
this is a bad f+cking luck
it was a mash
the beginning of a potato mash
dinner was served
and i just hit my stash
and i’m gobbling it up, and it tastes f+cking good
when i hear a knock at the door, and i say, it should be
not happening because i don’t i’m not expecting any guests
and i open it up and a big scream comes out my chest
because i see wolfman and dracula and frankenstеin and a ghoul
and i went, what the f+ck is this f+cking monster school?
i know you think i’vе got the crazy laboratory sh+t
but i don’t have anything to give you guys so you better get
get on out of here dracula and frankenstein
because what i got is mine
it was a smash
it was a monster mash
it was a smash
graveyard smash, we did our bash
and out of nowhere, a f+cking mummy arrived
he said, 3000 years ago was when i f+cking died
and you’re not gonna believe what they did to my junk and my b+tthole
and i said, “i don’t think i wanna know, you f+cking mummy assh0l+”
he said, “well, watch while i unravel this sh+t”
and out came the most 3000 year old putrefied d+ck
and it had holes in it and beetles and all this crazy stuff
and i said, “i don’t know what you’re doing, mummy, but i’ve had a f+cking enough
so wrap up that old dead d+ck and grab all your dead friends and get the f+ck out of here because this party’s about to ends, bro”
and then they looked at me and they said, “one more surprise
we’re a bunch of monsters, and tonight you dies”
it was the mash
they did the monster mash
it was a smash
it was a graveyard smash
yeah
it was the mash
it got on like the flash
it was the mash
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