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deuce ai - christmas for big deuce lyrics

[chorus]
it’s christmas for big deuce
santa’s back up in the hood
so meet me under the mistletoe, let’s f+ck
it’s hanukkah in inglewood
the dreidel’s spinning in the hood
so meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk

[verse 1]
woke up on the roof, beer can in my hand
puked on mrs. claus and her onlyfans
elf twerk contest, yeah, i came in last
but i stole their weed cookies and smoked santa’s stash

[verse 2]
lit a christmas tree with a molotov bomb
tried to kiss a snowman—his carrot came off
found a plastic elephant, called her my queen
tried to slide in, but she was pvc

[chorus]
it’s christmas for big deuce
santa’s back up in thе hood
so meet me under the mistlеtoe, let’s f+ck
it’s hanukkah in inglewood
the dreidel’s spinning in the hood
so meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
[verse 3]
made a gingerbread house, spiked it with gin
told frosty he sucks, now he won’t let me in
said “screw your candy cane” to a cop at the mall
now i’m banned from the north pole—trespassing y’all

[verse 4]
pulled up to a party with rudolph on coke
he’s sniffing snow lines while the reindeer choked
hung my boxers on the tree like some christmas flair
swear i saw baby jesus flipping me the bird up there

[bridge]
jacked santa’s sleigh, crashed it into a truck
slid down a chimney and got my ass stuck
called 911, but they brought a priest
now i’m confessing my sins to a christmas feast
stole dasher’s girl, now he’s coming for me
but cupid’s too drunk, and blitzen can’t see
lit the menorah with a blunt in my hand
big deuce is the king of this drunk holiday land
[verse 5]
deck the halls with trash and beer
big deuce is your holiday nightmare this year
elephants, reindeer, and strippers unite
cause we’re getting too lit every christmas night!

- deuce ai lyrics

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