devanté parson - jahfar lyrics
[messenger]
astonishing news! events of the highest order!
sir, due south in the everglades
we have just discovered the site of the cave of wonders!
[sample]
at last after all my years of searching
the cave of wonders!
[jahfar]
okey-dokey, we’re moving posthaste to okeechobee
5 troops on sloops at sea, 10 garrisons in cl-ss 8 freighters
i don’t want any nincomp–p embarr-ssing me
because in turn you’ll lose more than face!
places people!
this is a race to the finish for our dearly departed ivan
i remember when we first started conniving
not subscribing to philosophies of loyalty
our creed? rations, buddy
any shape, form, or fashion
but i digress, batten down the hatches
hagar! have you commenced the execution of the jaywalkers we’ve kept?
[hagar]
indeed, commander
[jahfar]
sweet glee, maintaining peace, trimming the oleander in my domain
the years have paid, the way soon clear
so many slain, so many slain
for the treasure of the everglades
[jahfar]
henchmen, did i mention?
it’s high-larious
i wasn’t going to give this search any time until one evening
grave-faced ivan said, “we should resign from this life of scheming and crime
aren’t you inclined to say, we’re comfortable? now this might sound gullible
but you’ve heard rumors of orlando’s magic
a chalice that grants three wishes hidden in an underground palace
“i’m told it’s a lamp”
“potato, potato, jahfar. i say our camp is old. let’s make some headway”
“ivan, you’re talking foolishness.” but it was useless, his mind was made
and his tirades convinced me that my hands should be rinsed
we’d each get an individual and one joint wish
but after seven days of being clean, death careened into our dream
crossing over clarcona ocoee he got punchbuggied by a distracted
volkswagen
now imagine my surprise
upon realizing the driver of my practical brother’s demise
was this enemy miscreant we had recently gotten into it with
for ivan’s sake, nay, i couldn’t refrain from rejoining the good old days maiming game
now upon review who’s to say it wasn’t just an unusual coinkyd-nk
a texting driving mishap, but upon that day i swore
to complete our dream, to declare war from hiaw-ssee
beyond where were before, and finally i can see the seash0r-
of the metaphorical beach that ivan’d have liked to have reached
the years have paid, the way soon clear
so many slain, so many slain
for the treasure of the everglades
[jahfar]
everything’s ready, so let’s embark
[messenger]
wait! sorry, sir, you’re in the dark about some key details
we’ve already found him, but only one may tread the trail
a fool who’s heart still believes in true love, and dreams, and stuff
the one they call
[sample]
“a diamond in the rough”
[sample]
don’t worry
everything will be fine
let’s have the guards extend him an invitation to the palace
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