devanté parson - the cave of wonders lyrics
[aladdin]
it’s sealed
guess there’s no backtracking, let’s press on
[sample]
proceed, touch nothing but the lamp!
[aladdin]
funny, just the lamp?
but hurry, let’s not ramble
miss sigh prying thought stopper
is closer than ever
i’ve never seen a substance like this
the entrance, the crocodile’s mouth
is made of a purple-red jewel and smells of incense
continuing the route you should see the view
three moons nearby, luminescent in a sky
the center moon circled by the other two
the middle moon constantly casts its light
over a bridge and connected temple
but on the ridge around the bridge
one circling moon illuminates
all underneath like days at noon
opposite this lit up chunk of swiss
the other moving moon
consumes all the light of the ridge below it
creating jet black darkness
when light would shine on those dark sections again
the scene would be totally different
it morphs from deserts to mountains
to fire pits to serene greens
who knows what happens to a person
absorbed in that black mist
i’ll have to sprint to the bridge
before the lit moon switches places
with overcasting mischief
i’m a bolt, vaulting over woodland obstacles
this go-round the ridge is a jungle
exhausted, and nearing the temple
i’m on a path through a surreal field
of flowers made of minerals
petals of emeralds, and rubies, and gold
are shed by these flowers in numbers untold
while b-tterflies flit from rose to posy
darkness is coming, and i’m still running
huff puffing and legs are burning
this wall of darkness to my right
might end my journey
run, run, run, hurry
but the wall is bounding over
rocks and mounds faster than a blue hedgepig
i dig in deep, and luckily the darkness sweeps
a peep after i hit the bridge
the ridge changes to an ocean scene
now something peculiar, the further along the bridge i go
the temple exponentially grows, it’s humongous
but gets no closer, each step i take it gets larger but further
until eventually i have a seat
and the temple suddenly
rushes over to me
on the steps leading in
is a furry creature
laying fabergé eggs
“hey, buddy. how’s it going?”
it seems to smile at me
and when i begin on my way
it decides to tag along
as a two member throng
we arrive at the hall that crawls
to the vault of the temple
instead of walls, on the left and the right
are waterfalls
of finely-cut minerals
all colors and sizes
and to my surprise all along the waterfalls
statues are kneeling with cupped hands
to their mouths, to drink down
each jewel that lands
but before a rock can touch their palms
it dissolves to sand
and they’re so filled with sand that grains
rain from their tear glands and run down the path
to where i stand
my buddy and i manage to get past this
the temple’s vault truly seems magic
gigantic platinum whales sail through the air
from side-to-side over a walkway
poked into a thick oil ocean
and strewn on the ground
are doubloons and ducats
near this sits a man
on an upside down wooden bucket
guarding the lamp
[sentry]
so where are you from?
[aladdin]
well, i’ve been between florida and nyc
enough that in the city, i’m kinda uh farm boy
but down here in orlando i’m pretty sure
they take me fer a sl1cker
[sentry]
i get the picture, i don’t wanna hear yer life story
i’m fixin’ to nix ya’, and it doesn’t really matter what podunk
you crawled from
this cave only allows in you confused
who believe in love
[aladdin]
hey, bruv, forget it
it’s a crummy world without romance
let me get this straight, you want to melee?
for the lamp?
[sentry]
exactly, but its not likely for you
i was handpicked by the cave
when i was naive and boohooing over my one and only
to be the lone sentry
preventing lovey-dovies from gaining the lamp’s
mighty wishes, three
to defeat me, you must in a verbal duel
prove that it’s futile to deny love’s existence
[aladdin]
i’ll give it a whirl, love is driving you even now
that wound that you got has you manning this spot
and if all whose hearts don’t believe are banned
chances are you’re no exception
at this he gasps and grimaces
instead of continuing the skirmish
he turns and grasps the lamp
and some coins that lie on the path
[sample]
“infidels! you have touched the forbidden treasure! now you will never again see the light of day!”
[aladdin]
the man with the lamp tries to amscray
but the cave’s rumbling and the coins
are dissolving into sludge
he slips on some that collected into a puddle
drops the lamp and it skids
to my furry buddy who grabs
and p-sses it to me
the man departs by hitching a ride
on the tail of a whale
with the pocketed lamp rubbing against my waist
buddy and i are poofed in a flash to a new platform
formed on the swamp
and hauntingly, the cave, jahfar and co are all gone
before me looms an enormous genie
illumed by midnight’s satellite
[sample]
you’re going to grant me any three wishes i want, right?
[genie]
essentially, what are your hankerings?
[aladdin]
ha, first can you abolish red and orange nail polish?
kidding, kidding
if i’m serious
[sample]
well, there’s this girl
[genie]
ah, ah, don’t hurl with disappointment
but, i’m forbidden from using cupid’s arrows
i can’t make you two fall in love
[aladdin]
oh, no, i don’t expect you to affect her
no magical coercion
[sample]
ah, genie she’s smart, and fun, and beautiful
she’s got these eyes that just, and this hair, wow, and her smile
and the kinda legs you’d like to suck on for a day
[aladdin]
i dream of her, genie
she’s the cream of the crop
she’s all that and the pringles factory
you know “no man may see the face of god and yet live?”
she hits you with that type of thing
[genie]
okay, friend, i comprehend
[aladdin]
yeah, anyway, i just wish for you to take me to her
[genie]
well, what’s her name?
[aladdin]
oh, sunflower? i mean
actually, i don’t know her name
just download the visual from my brain, you’re a genie
[genie]
true… i regret to inform you. she’s your soulmate, too close to a cupid arrow
wish not granted…
[aladdin]
what?! another ruined -rg-sm…
[sample]
aaugh
challenge forfeited
[aladdin]
okay…could you possibly…be more indirect?
so, no teleportation to her, but can you craft the situations
most likely to indirectly lead to our meeting?
[genie]
well, that’s a boulevard
riddled with obstacles
[sample]
forget about it, man. there are a million women out there
i don’t want a million women, i want one, the perfect one
the only path for me is straight ahead, now then
that crazy gizmo really worked!
[narrator]
because sure enough, one day he meets her
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