devo spice - half assed rapper lyrics
[intro]
uh, uh, yo, yo
get money, get paid
get money, get laid
get money, get a lot
get vd, get a shot
[verse 1]
yo, i’m big pimpin’, like acne
ain’t got no sk!lls, kinda wack, see
a cheesy reference, i’m+a throw it in
i got a android, so i can phone it in
ain’t even tryin’, in fact i still in bed
got a hot girl, here to give me breakfast
she bought donuts, yea that’s what i like
mouth full of jelly, crumbs on the mic
nah i ain’t in the mood, girls get off me
go downstairs, get me some coffee
song’s in all the club, record goin’ gold
my flow is nasal, ‘cause i got a cold
[chorus]
yo i’m a half+assed rapper gettin’ paid for words
didn’t write ‘em can’t recite ‘em but success is assured
‘cause i pretend to be hardcore and from the street
but i got no sense of rhythm so i’m way off beat
[break]
(snoring)
engineer: uh, devo? devo spice. devo!
devo: huh? uh, yo, i’m big pimpin’, like acne. ain’t got no sk!lls, kida…
engineer: no, devo. devo! we already did that part. we’re up to the big hit part
devo: oh, sorry. uh, yo…
[verse 2]
it’s a big hit, it’s all over ya
i’m makin’ bank, like wachovia
people love my song, so they play it again
i, uh, what was i sayin’ again?
got phat rhymes, and clever lyrics
i know you’re impressed, by the clever lyrics
i can’t read this line, the paper’s smudged
now i need a rhyme, uh, i like f+dg+
yo i’m the best, in the game today
like super mario, when he jumps away
i know i mumble, but just a li’l bit
it’s all slurred and you kayee yeah???
[chorus]
yo i’m a half+assed rapper gettin’ paid for words
didn’t write ‘em can’t recite ‘em but success is assured
‘cause i pretend to be hardcore and from the street
but i got no sense of rhythm so i’m way off beat
engineer: so devo, you wanna do a third verse?
devo: nah, i’m goin’ back to bed
engineer: so how do you want to end the song?
devo: how about you just shut up and leave me alone?
engineer: uh, ok
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