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diamond dragon - oopsie doopsie (funny poop song) lyrics

[diamonds, diamonds and more diamonds]

[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p++pie x8

[verse 1]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p++pie
who’s your big i’mma ask you to loosy goosy
ate fast food so my p++p is extra goopy
watch out, the plumbers union tried to sue me

[verse 2]
no tp, use a towel
i’m a p++p god so bow
make the whole block smell foul
with all this p++p in my bowels

[verse 3]
every toilet i clog
steady droppin’ them logs
got the dang p++p that loud
livin’ them p++p like a hog

[verse 4]
your b+tch see me with my p++p drippin’
yeah i p++ped my pants, like mind your business
never seen a p++p addict? well, bear witness
you not feelin’ my p++p smell, well, good riddance
[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p++piе x8

[verse 5:guy 2]
whew, that the way that it droops
shoots out of the ass
pass gass by thе scoop
salivatin’, have it your way
you g+y can’t brace our sh+t
sticks all up in your business
that’s what i want, you got what i want
froot loops, p++p loops
eat about a f+ckin’ scoop, oops
give you extra with a lextra
chose a mixture of it all
the food that i ate
great at the time
not at all now
at the stall
callin’ at your mommy y’all
femme ’til i deliver to double duce, the chattel b+lls

[this is a certified p++p classic]

[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p++pie x8
[verse 6:guy 3]
ay, gotta go run the bathroom
pee and poo
ate way too much chinese food
with the kind that’s soft
with the kind that cause
my p++p in my pants
so they don’t get clogged
[verse 7]
made it to the loo and i gotta doo doo
falls to the floor like i caught the flu
clear my bowls of this foul voodoo
make the whole bathroom smell like kathmandu

[verse 8]
beep+boop+bop and then the p++p drops
i had the whole bottle of hot chili sauce
got some on the floor, wipe it down with a mop
i feel good when i shartin’ out the sauce
through the crack in my ass yeah it’s got a nice touch
the poo’s so big the water splashed to my nuts
go back downstairs to my girl, she’s dutch
wipe my hands clean, give that b+tch a flush

[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p++pie x8

uuh, uhh, p++pie
uuh, uhh
[clears throat]
p++p
[guys laugh]
yo yo yo yo, uh uh uh uh
oh wow, way to be immature, guys

- diamond dragon lyrics

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