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diana jones-woods - jones-woods 2022 lyrics

[intro: hunny]
h+llo, and welcome to the 2022 presidential debate! i’m hunny with mom crave, and here with me is republican candidate, ms. diana jones+woods. ms. jones+woods, following the impeachment of former president joe biden, what are your plans for saving america? how will you fix it?

[verse 1: diana jones+woods]
h+llo you all, and welcome to the show
diana is a big fat hoe
diana plans to save the earth
force everyone vegan and quench your thirst
diana wants to make water free
diana will ban all vaccinеs
free vibrators if you’re over 13
diana wants you all to cream
no morе mandates, we’ve had enough
no more vaccines, yes, that is tough
if you use twitter, you’re executed
unless you stan me, then you’re excluded
bts stans will face my wrath
and taylor stans will eat my ass
diana will force gaga stans
to go outside and touch some grass
diana will set immigrants free
’cause no one’s free on stolen land
diana will help you m+st+rbate
just ask for help and she’ll lend a hand
diana will give stimulus checks
’cause f+ck the fake money debt
diana will f+ck all the rich
and make them give us a check
diana will make healthcare free
diana wants to get surgery
diana will defund the police
put money into public school fees
diana will close private schools
and make racial theory taught
diana will make all the girls
from housewives into thots
[interlude: hunny]
very good! now for our last question. what would you like to say about your fellow candidates? any closing words?

[verse 2: diana jones+woods]
donald trump was impeached
and his presidency was wack
hillary is nice and hot
but she always doing crack
bernie is a great candidate
but his policies will cost too much
and pete is a closeted bottom
america don’t need that fuss
vote for diana, vote for diana
vote for diana, vote for diana
vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
vote or gag, vote, vote or gag

- diana jones woods lyrics

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