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dick dom - the sweary song lyrics

intro

when you’ve had a laxative and you need the right
expletive
sing the bungalow sweary song! come on everyone, swear
along!!

chorus 1 (chorus 1)
f-nny huffer, truff-nuts, fluffy truffle, botty pipes,
ninny rag, wim-wam-bog (poofy knickers!)
fig pipes, flapcrackers, granny sack, nally-twacks,
pumpum-cluckcluck (scroggage!)
papadoids!
scammy pamphlets!
clop hangers, nanny n-b-n-bs!

verse 1
if you howl, and you wail,
’cause you’re angry and distressed
then you pout, and you shout,
and you scream like a man posessed
then you huff, and you puff,
and you still feel totally stressed,
then you rant and you roar and you bellow and you boar
’till you get it all off your chest!

chorus 1

verse 2
blimey, i better calm doon,
got me-sel’ in a right old sweat
i’ve got a bloomin’ profanity,
for ev’ry letter of the alphabet
i might try an anger management course,
to stop me getting in a fret
but if it’s not my bag and i still lose me rag,
i’m gonna sing a song instead!

chorus 1

verse 3
oh, i do beg my pardon, i hang my head in shame,
i got in a tizzy and there’s only me to blame
i’ve said a few things that i really shouldn’t
ought’er,
i better wash my mouth out with a bit o’ soapy water
i’ve calmed right down with that foul-mouthed barrage,
in fact i think i’m ready to tidy out my garage
a clear working sp-ce is better for your health,
so i’ll just put this anvil back up on the shelf!

[clang]

aagh, right on me toe!

chorus 2
clack-haddock, niggleberk, hairy froggit, snag-n-bber,
pop-wobble-bobble-gobbarom (dirty norris!)
bunger-doodle, trub-squirt, cat berk, conkerpipe,
pulley-flickit, smob, trout, jeff (jeff!?)
dob cover!
danny k!
ear-whittle, clattergrub, smunf!

chorus 1

ooh, temper temper…

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