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dick feller - alimony lyrics

[verse 1]
well, i’m a multiple offender at the altar of love
i’ve got ex+wives one, two, three
i’ve even got a bumper sticker on my car
that says “honk if you were married to me”
i changed their names all right to plaintiff
just before they said goodbye
and each one left a little parting gift
for me to remember her by

[chorus]
that was alimony, alimony
that’s a bill you get for the thrill you got
that’s the price of matrimony
now, it may seem strange and sound a little funny
how you’re married for love and divorced for money
after the magic is long gone, that alimony lingers on

[verse 2]
well, i’m pretty dang sure my ex+wives conferred
with the same lawyer in the end
’cause each left me without a pot, or a home to put a pot in
but if i ever get the urge to marry again
i can cut out the middleman
if every five years i’d just give away a house
to some woman that i can’t stand
[chorus]
i’d save a little alimony, alimony
that’s a bill you get for the thrill you got
that’s the price of matrimony
now, it may seem strange and sound a little funny
how you’re married for love and divorced for money
after the magic is long gone, that alimony lingers on

[outro]
there goes the bride, pullin’ my new double wife
but the alimony lingers on

- dick feller lyrics

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