die antwoord - my life is a porno lyrics
[verse 1]
uh yo that dropped out what the f+ck?
how do i, hang on…
oh there we go
sh+ts f+ckin’ banging, okay, yo
yeah, uh, first up i’d just like to say
f+ck you, thomas
look at me now
up in f+cking zef studios, south africa
where are you?
still living at your mum’s house
anyway, tell her i say hi
[verse 2]
yo my life is a p+rno
got all these s+xy girls loving my raw flow
like this one chick with the fat bum, and the tight little corn rolls
woke me up and said, “smiley i’ve got a sore throat”
“and sore bum from last night”, yeah, i’ve got a fat d+ck
when she first saw it she was like, “it’s f+ckin gigantic!”
in the candlelight, i made the vibe all nice and romantic
she was way impressed, she said, “i’ve never sucked a d+ck that big!”
i don’t really like skinny b+tches, i prefer thicker chicks
my d+ck’s obviously not small, but ninjas got a bigger d+ck
his d+ck is a miracle, i can’t take my eyes off it
i promise i’m not ga,y but i kind’ve admire it
i respect ninja a lot ’cause he’s a really good rhymer
when we hit the town, we drown in a f+ckin’ sea of v+g+n+
i recently moved to la and uh, i must say la is nice
plus all the girls there really like f+cking famous guys
i like girls company, but i’m also happy to stay at home
all day alone, high as f+ck, w+nking to game of thrones
i really miss khaleesi, game of thrones was my favorite show
if i dated her, we wouldn’t f+ck straight away, we’d just take it slow
girls think i’m mysterious ’cause i f+ck with a mask on
i’m not a 2 minute noodle, yeah baby i last long
’cause if a girl doesn’t come then i feel like a failure
smiley: a young og from australia
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