diesel boy - the continuing misadventures of generation x superhero, slackerman lyrics
from the bowery to brighton you’ve all heard my call / i’ve got two pierced nipples and a ring through my b-lls / my name is slackerman, superhero for the m-sses / i’m trying to rid society from the rich upper cl-sses / i’ve got sideburns like elvis and a sh-ggy goatee / i was born in 73 / most superheros fly high, but me, i’d rather skate / both parents are lawyers, divorced when i was eight / my wallets got a chain and superpowers to boot / i’ll l-sso you like a cowboy then i’ll die your hair blue / i’m studying psych at the local jc / cuz i don’t really know what to be / my partner in slackdom is a chick named danielle / i met her at the drive thru of taco bell / she drives her mom’s green volvo, bag of tricks on her back / she wears her hair short, wears her doc martens black / with her maybelline lips and her catholic school skirt / she’ll leave bankers with nothing but dirt / its a thankless job being a hero and all / but i’ve gotta do it or gen
x will fall / yuppies and boomers get outta my way / cuz i’m taking over and i start today / i am the twenty-something / hero of the world and i am here for your mocha
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