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diesel brothers - diesel dummys lyrics

[skit]
[doctor dirtymax] what the f-ck, man?
[diesel dan] i promise this never happens
[kenny k-mmins] bullsh-t, i told you that you’ve got bad fuel injectors
[diesel dan]yeah, f-ck you too. my fuel injectors are golden. check this sh-t out:

[intro]
[diesel dan] notorious, glorious, fast and furious
diesel brothers here with rhymes luxurious
[kenny k-mmins] we in and out so swiftly, so quickly, in a jiffy
rather suck d-ck than drive an f-150
[doctor dirtymax] fuel injectors strong, valve game poppin’
i’ll leave your girl’s p-ssy used and soppin’
yo, diesel fuel, diesel fuel you a- you a- diesel fool
[kenny k-mmins] i’m spittin’ hard lines like geometry in high school
i’m spittin’ fire rhymes though my efforts are minuscule
i’m spittin’ black sh-t ’cause i love that tobacco chew
[doctor dirtymax] diesel fuel, diesel fuel, incoming bars so cruel
[diesel dan] i’m rippin’ up the manual, yeah i’m goin’ old school
i’m rippin’ up some p-ssy, yeah i’m plowin’ you too
i’m rippin’ up that syntax, yeah f-ck your grammar rule
[diesel brothers in unison] diesel fuel, diesel fuel, we love it when that turbo spool

[verse 1: doctor dirtymax]
my name’s doctor dirtymax i’m speakin’ mad evil
hey, f-ck you if you don’t drive a diesel
i’m here, i’m loud as sh-t
and i’m bound to explode with ill intent
magnificent, unbelievable, attack with indiscretion
diesel mechanic’s my desired profession
aggressive, mean, raw unjust
enough compression, my fuel will combust
my rhymes are c-cked, live, deadly, heavy, ready to blow
prepare your ears as i shoot this lyrical load
flowin’ like a current call me mr. cathode
deadly, dangerous electrical energy
sh-t’s so intense it’s like a double jeopardy

[verse 2: kenny k-mmins]
hola, como estas, me llamo kenny k-mmins
you know me all day everyday i be thuggin’
playin board games with your mommy
pop it like trouble, shake it like yahtzee
looks like you forgot your pad i’m talkin’ maxi
my truck is worth of the paparazzi
like starter fluid my b-tch is saucy
now everybody with me say soo-wee

[verse 3: diesel dan]
i bore out cylinders with my monster p-n-s
welcome to diesel brothers’ lyrical g*nius
my flow is fat, like that of my carburetor
diesel dan here, angry as an alligator
gettin’ where i go to the floor the accelerator
your girl calls me master, plaster her, ejaculator
her p-ssy the clue, my d-ck the investigator
when i’m done she’ll speak gibberish, need a translator

[verse 4: kenny k-mmins]
diesel brothers guilty of the seven deadly sins
here’s where the measure of our illness begins:
we got gluttony for guzzlin’ diesel fuel
got wrath, our methods cruel, unusual
greed, for h–rdin’ all them mad fat engines
l-st, we get hard whenever diesel’s mentioned
sloth with envy’s easy when we sleepin’ with ya b-tches
layin’ down pipe, eleven point seven inches
finally, most guilty of all there is pride
for lovin’ to death our bad-ss diesel rides
though we’re sinners, honest, truly, without a doubt
when i f-ck your mom i remember to pull out
that’s right, i f-cked your mom and i’ll f-ck you too
you ask how many sh-ts, i say not even two
yo, i’ll take you to town in my diesel truck
f-ck you with my diesel d-ck in your diesel b-tt

[verse 5: diesel dan]
i’ve got diesel fuel runnin’ through my veins
comin’ through your hood like a hurricane
leavin’ no remains, you’re done in, give ya a migraine
thuggin’ with my thumb in you like russia in ukraine
you’re my prisoner, here’s your ball and chain
call you john mccain, i’m goin’ insane
diesel dan, top of the food chain
runnin’ amok as if john wayne
plowin’ over you like a godd-mn freight train
poppin’ in ya -ss like a bottle of champagne
you tryna fight back, but to no gain
of your existence i am the bane
subjectin’ you to unbelievable pain
f-ckin’ your sh-t up so inhumane
rippin’ your -ss in half, go against the grain
who’s that? hank hill, burn ya like propane
then finish you off like polyurethane

[verse 6: doctor dirtymax]
ha-hahaha, you’ve fallen victim to the spell
now sit back and watch as i drop this bombsh-ll
diesel brothers comin’ at-cha, monumental, worldwide
wanna see what we’re made of? i’ll show you inside
here’s my chevy, my c-mmins, they’ll leave you entranced
now bow your head and pray to the god, freddy vance

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