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dilly (lrb) - mr. frog vs. bojack horseman - rap battle! lyrics

[intro: announcer]
loco rap battles
mr. frog
versus
bojack horseman

[verse 1: mr. frog (littleflecks)]
i’m mr. frog
h+llo
this is my show
h+llo
bojack
h+llo
i think you really need to go
please
i eat the bug (om nom nom)
your friend sarah lynn died from your drugs
my condolences
h+llo
you’re washed up, swimming’s never been your talent
you spent six whole seasons just drowning in your own sadness
i been sittin’ in my shooting range and gettin’ in some practice
cycled through so many clips i call my stick the “jimmy fallon”
a stand+up man in the sitcoms, but that’s all quite fake
preaching “family matters” because you’re just like drake
and now you’re tryna find rolеs, here’s an honest insidеr
if you do strike gold stay far from the minors
h+llo
[verse 2: bojack horseman (leo barqui)]
sorry, i’m late… what’s this recording about?
was busy a couple rooms over, y’know, horsin’ around!
oh sh+t, it’s the president!
i heard they stuck you in the oval office ’cause you were the only oval that would fit
now, everything you said.. it was probably true
but i’ll admit, i think i’ve made a lot more progress than you!
and hey, taking an election rigged against you’s an impressive win!
only running that concerns me though is secretariat
ten out of tens in my crib form a line
a couple eights too… i said, “hey, that’s fine!”
what would you know about bagging straight dimes?
you got no d like the hollywoo sign!

[verse 3: mr. frog (littleflecks)]
the 90s was your big break, now you’re breakin’ and entering
always tryna save face, no, your face is on heroin
from the way you treat hollyhock to the way you treat carolyn, you waste everybody’s time like it’s the d+mn planetarium
paramedics could’ve saved her life, but no, you were scared of them
stabbed her in the back just like you did with herb, your greatest friend
now i have nothing but good things to say about the g+y community, but +censored+ (what the f+ck?!)

[verse 4: bojack horseman (leo barqui)]
i tried to make amends, you stayed inside to hide from critics
while i wouldn’t say either of us need to be forgiven
i did my time in prison for the crimes that i commited
you’re outside and actively feeding your violence addiction
f+cking listen, all the sh+t we did, it runs deeper than papercuts
and you can’t always use the act you do to try and play it up
so when the day arrives and the effects of all you’ve done hit
…you can suck a d+ck, dumbsh+t!

- dilly lrb lyrics

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