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dilly (lrb) - steve (minecraft) vs. engineer (team fortress 2) - rap battle! lyrics

[intro: announcer (dilly!)]
loco rap battles
steve
versus
the engineer
begin!

[verse 1: steve (dilly)]
you fix problems? ’cause now you’ve got one
not one that can be solved with a shotgun
i mow through a monster with fisticuffs
and the fortress i’m harvesting blocks from (blocks from!)
of all the constructors to duke it with me
i’m given the laziest dude of his team
i’ll cook you to steak ’cause it’s clear we got beef
and the bots that you plot, yeah i’ll block ’em (block ’em!)
ooh, dispensers and sentries?
ain’t seen less gaming than engi
i slayed a toxic beast sporting three heads
but the talk in your lobbiеs all fill me with dread
you get outclassеd by a quack high on a fungus
and a mechanic tied down in a dungeon
so if you want qualified
come test the edge of my sharpness v! (ay!)

[verse 2: the engineer (chandler matkins)]
i’ve got no critique… generic, just like steve’s design
but i got a bone to pick, axe you off like herobrine
this chump is sappy, but i feel no sudden jolts
you got the heat, but like lava, don’t wanna flow
can’t ride my fame with a dozen boats, fella
you seem out of stamina, munch on deez nuts and bolts
ripping on gameplay? you got those lame plays
you turned from cl!cker game to cl!cker game but with delay
you seem to like terrible fandoms, i know exactly where your fame is headed
with how much of a tumor your fans are, it’s like you’ve done nothing but teleport bread, b+tch!
[verse 3: steve (dilly)]
was that your last stand? they took my voice, so no wonder i’m speechless!
i know you leave trash canned, so how ’bout you work on your microphones, g+nius
i reign an infinite landscape. everything used on my journey is handmade
you oughta go back and nab your grandpappys extending machine for the last of your fanbase
this dude can’t be stepping up, ’cause i’m leaving his bars all sapped down
so go make like meet the engineer, and spend your next verse sat down
i got no more to show you the door with
so now i’m bringing the smoke in
you’re sipping booze while i’m packing a potion
to shatter and leave you more broken than source is!

[verse 4: the engineer (chandler matkins)]
that was the wurst, bet you’re thinking it’s no fair
but just like the farlands, you don’t wanna go there
so opt out of whining ’bout source code
and go opti+finetune your worse flows
come from a world from infinite worth? i did my research, it’s honestly deeper
’cause one simple google search, you blew up and grew to a sp+wn egg for creepers!
so this square hasn’t got me
he’s hording up diamond like some kind of zombie
and you could be flying up with a bit higher worth
if your elytra deserved any fireworks!
now i’ve got a closing note: we ain’t on the same team
’cause my group got the red and the blu
while mojang jumped in the cave for green!

- dilly lrb lyrics

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