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diran lyons - 99 problems (explicit political remix) lyrics

if you’re havin’ bank problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but mitt’s not one

[verse 1]
i got protesters saying our economy blows
and my wall street brothers want occupy closed
you b-tches keep saying, “no change = no votes.”
i work for the banks, stupid. what type of threats are those?
the gas pump’s where your whole paycheck goes
it’s been a long time since you was havin’ cash flow
so, f-ck my critics: you can kiss my gas-hole
if you don’t like my lyrics, then you can hit the road
who cares about the polls? this election’s a show
you wanna vote for mitt? i don’t give a sh-t, so
news mags try to use my weak -ss
so advertisers give them more cash for ads, f-ckers
i don’t know what you take me as
but understand the intelligence obama has
you’re from riches to rags, b-tches; i ain’t dumb
i got 99 problems but mitt’s not one

[hook]
99 problems but mitt ain’t one
with all your bank problems i feel bad for you, son
i got 99 problems but mitt’s not one
hit me

[verse two]
the year is 2009, and the white house is mine
but the economy’s in full motherf-cking decline
my choices at the time were to sh-t on the poor or
f-ll-te the banks to get elected once more
now, i’m not tryin’ to fight jp morgan chase
got their campaign dollars so i can win the race
so, i suck their d-ck and watch the country implode
i heard: “son, do you know how to cheat the tax code?”
well, i’m young, and i’m rich, and my tax rate’s low
don’t i look like a one-percenter? mitt, you would know
did i p-ss your test, or should i guess some mo’?
“no, just tell us what you sent down to mexico”
(laughs) if you think i’m stepping down from office for
trafficking weapons in their drug-cartel war
i ain’t steppin’ down from sh-t ‘cause this president’s legit
“well, do you mind if we see that birth certificate?”
all my records are blocked, you conspiracy hack
and i know my rights, so you gon’ need a warrant for that
“wow, aren’t you sharp as a tack. are you some type of lawyer or something?”
well, i’m not a lawyer for nothin’
i p-ssed the bar so i know quite a bit
enough that you don’t stand a f-ckin’ chance, mitt
“well, let’s see how smart you are when the election comes.”
i got 99 problems, but this b-tch ain’t one

[hook]

[outro]
criminal, fraud, repression, deceit
i murder and i plunder for the world elite
we invade countries till we have all they own
(i have a dream)
well, i have a drone

i’m barack obama, and i like this remix

- diran lyons lyrics

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