dirt nasty - freestyle 1 lyrics
i’m feeling kind of moody
maybe i woke up on the wrong side of the jacuzzi
my life is in shambles
my girl left me, my dad’s locked up in atlanta
my mom’s a trucker
and my grandpaw was like “man, f-ck her!”
and my auntie, she’s a prost-tute
i get ten percent, that ain’t a lot of loot
see, my life’s a cliche
i go to venice and play frisbee
or i play basketball
but i’m the only white dude, it spells “trouble” y’all
see i’m just a cracker, smack ya
in the back of the aqua jaguar
man, my life is so shady, you couldn’t understand the year 1980
cocaine, no rogaine
i got a full head of hair, it’s flowing man
my freestyles are unstoppable
man you a fake 2pac, i jump over your obstacle
i eat a lot of [?], i eat a lot of waffles
i hang out at hospitals
cause i od’d too many times
on prescription pills, corona, and wine
see this is off the top of the dome
i don’t write poems but i slap your mom like a totem pole
b-tch, it’s the scr-t-m hole
f-ck all y’all [?] youtube f-cking hoes
my sh-t bananas
i’m from frisco, call me joe montana
and i’ll throw some jerry rice on you at your funeral
you a stupid human ho
i’m a android, i’m a robot
i don’t stop rapping, i don’t smoke pot
i’m trying to go sober
but i’m having a lot of problems when i wake up hungover
i go to aa meetings wasted
drinking on patron and smoking on jamaican weed
p-ss the f-cking envelope
i didn’t win the contest, that’s all she wrote
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