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dirt salad - ghetto grinch lyrics

[intro: charlie cjg.]
merry christmas everybody! (yeah)
uh, this song is awesome
yup

[verse 1: jelqnut]
it’s a jolly little christmas
and i’m sucking on his baubles
his family’s a witness
his gooch has the moles
stuff him like a turkey
he thinks it’s thanksgiving
his b+lls are gift
and they keep on giving

[pre+chorus: jelqnut]
out of all the gifts under the tree
i want you giving backshots to me

[chorus: jelqnut]
ay, ay, ay, ay santa you a b+tch
you diddle little kids
you sit them on your lap and whisper in their ear and sh+t
you call them naughty or nice and then you put them on a list
you gon’ be on a list
big like a monolith
you fat ass f+cking b+tch
you fat ass f+cking b+tch
i’ll chop off both your b+lls
and then i’ll put them in a dish
you fluffy f+cking b+tch
you fluffy f+cking b+tch
[verse 2: jelqnut]
went and f+cked my plug for a discount
said i broke his back, i should have pulled out
turns out he’s a futa and he’s preggo now
that sh+t was bleeding, the shopkeeper walked in and thought i was stealing
sh+t, this is a sperm bank? (what!?)
d+mn, i guess i’m leaving

[pre+chorus: jelqnut]
out of all the gifts under the tree
i want you giving backshots to me

[chorus: jelqnut]
ay, ay, ay, ay santa you a b+tch
you diddle little kids
you sit them on your lap and whisper in their ear and sh+t
you call them naughty or nice and then you put them on a list
you gon’ be on a list
big like a monolith
you fat ass f+cking b+tch
you fat ass f+cking b+tch
i’ll chop off both your b+lls
and then i’ll put them in a dish
you fluffy f+cking b+tch
you fluffy f+cking b+tch
[outro: jelqnut]
thanks for listening guys, uhm
i don’t really know what to say, but hey
it’s been a day! hahahahahaha
signing off, woah
f+ck santa! remember that now!
grinchy ghetto, grinchy ghetto, grinchy ghetto!

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