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dirtycamabis - love me lick me lyrics

[mikemanbbong]
we’re back
(sigh)god im hard right now
ian ain’t even good at rocket league
everytime he wins he puts in another -n-l bead
and when he sticks in a b-tch she always asks if its in
then he creampies and pops out another imac kin
youre not worth the bed so lets go f-ck on the couch
respect all genders i only respect the pouch
dont like giving women pleasure but ill take one for the team
i have a sweet tooth lets f-ck until u krispy kreme
lean in my cup thats whats up im a dad
when on all that lean i drink mohitos like im thad
king of the castle more like im f-ckin dr phil
and if u ever want the pipe u better not be on the pill
shove u down a well just like im f-ckin jack and jill
im a jack thats not like steve o more like johnny knoxville
i need two viagra to get movin down south
u think that youre bigger than me than you are challenged to a joust
mike why are u so f-cking foul mouthed
idk probably cause i spend my free time at the whorehouse
invite you over for that chicago deep dish
and when we’re done eating give you the chicago deep d-ck
throw you down the basement hope you’re not homesick
only got 5 minutes b-tch lets make this quick
most guys like girls with big fat cans but i like b-tches with a physique more like the michelan man
oh my god mike i’m your biggest fan
i know you’ve told me that like a thousand times cam but

[dirtycamabis chorus]
baby girl what u wanna do hop in this mower girl
need to hurl, hop off pop or ride it lower if u a cowgirl

[dirtycamabis]
tuck papa in so u can’t see the rest of him
im a basketball coach i just need the kids close to the rim
ya im solo lone survivors posted on the bill
need some self esteem help eat the d-ck choke down this pill
mario party with ur girl and we’re movin places
slip a drug in her drink shes loopy ill untie the laces
club penguin got shut down but at least we got tinder
if she just wants u for ur puffles then its unconcious ill render her
erotic movies on the plane and im a mile down her pants
its not as offensive without a u but f-ck all these cants
b-tches always calling asking if we have deals
shove the pipe down ur throat and see how that price appeals
got a thick b-tch eating the wood like a termite
od’d on heroin but i did it for sprite
have the b-n-r be godly call it a ressurection
and when i clock u in the face with it dont give me no affection
mothaf-cka

[dirtycamabis bridge]
so really girl what you want to do
don’t you see the meter on empty
without a climax they turning blue
and you can’t get a ride with a full blown e-rec-tion

[tha knife]
2017 and i’m hitting my stride
whole squad in the pussy b-tch i’ve been here im the guide
blue ballin off from cold iceas my time i bide
i yaked on her pussy b-tch i experienced high tide
read chem books and get some knowledge
can’t judge girls off looks but they prefer tall kids
she had a strong opinion chopped her up and she fit in the fridge
feminists complaining where’s the empowered women in hacksaw ridge
boolin on a biddy i exclaimed bird up
nutting was grueling but they needed a sample in a cup
after that they said i was clean
but they were surprised i got my first nut at age 19
we are all in own lane own speed
skip first period to smoke some weed
be what you didn’t want to be and more
k!ll your brain cells that’s what high schools for
foul stench yeah that’s them rotting
hold grudges forever ten years later and i’m still plotting
too much baja blast my blood is clotting
wanna walk to cl-ss with me nope i want to see you trotting
booty shaking create the awaited big quake

[interlude: grant]
um.. hey guys do you care if i get on the track…
for like just a verse or two
sorry for being late to this function, send my regards to the party police, but uhhh

[rick and morty outro]
what’d you think of that song mortyyyyyy
it was a good song rick ummm you’ve got really good sound listeners
god morty you’re such a f-cking pushover that song wasn’t even good listen to the beat its just some trash from youtube
[mr.poopyb-tthole]
whatever you say rick
[rick]
thanks mr.poopyb-tthole

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