divine miranda - suck my duck lyrics
[verse 1]
tonight we will be judged
by members of a jury that
we do not know and they don’t know us
but we’ll surely be awarded
‘cause we kicked -sses very hard and basically
we’re the best and if you don’t agree
you will receive a punch in your chest
[chorus 1]
and we hate whoever strikes a minor thirteen
and we hate whoever plays a f-cking medley
(i hate f-cking medleys)
and we hate whoever rearranges in a reagge funky bossa gipsy sh-tty jazzy way
but most of all we hate those bands
with english names singing in italiano
(or even worse mixing languages
to confuse and abuse of our time)
[instrumental]
you probably don’t have a clue of what the f-ck i’m saying, do you?
oh god, you probably only got f-ck…well then, f-ck
[verse 2]
what do we like? is that your question?
we like rolling down the beach
and getting drunk eith the cheapest beer
while licking caramel ice-cream
wasn’t it so? did you mean here?
we’d love to be the medalists
and possibly be fueled by (spaghetti)
[chorus 2]
and we hate whoever’s band has an actual drummer
and we hate whoever is the best at something
(in their bl–dy sh-t hole)
and we hate whoever hey hey, wo wo, we’ve got a goose, not a panda
and we know, that if you’re called ‘x and the band’
is just because you feel lonely
and if your band’s name is nameless
it could be funny but we don’t think so
[outro]
it’s not original at all, not original at all
so here’s the same line to you, it is four hundred years old
but you should know we’re so divine, you should know we’re so divine
especially after a gl-ss of wine, or a pair of beers each one
you’ll realise none of them is better than…
us
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