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dj dodgy dan - state of disaster lyrics

once upon a time there was a state of euphoria
when daniel andrews got elected premier of victoria
i couldn’t wipe the smile of the face of my neighbour
he said that all his life that he had voted only labor
but then he finally realised that it had became too much to handle
andrews and his mates scandal after scandal
imagine after all the responsibility they had been given
one labor minister had his dog chauffeur driven

then the east west link, the liberal party sealed it
andrews paid a billion dollars not to f+cken build it
you think the media would ask what the f+ck ya think ya doing
you’re leading victoria into a state of f+cking ruin
don’t forget the red shirts, it shows you just how cunning
the pr+ck got re+elected using tax payer money
regardless of what side of the political spectrum
the politicians expect people like me to respect them
then along came the virus, we really hit the skids
my neighbour lost his jobs, now he can’t feed his kids
andrews introduced a lockdown, the rules are f+cking stunning
i couldn’t see my mum, but there’s a thousand c+nts at bunnings
that was a directive, from doctor brett sutton
he’s a s+x symbol for the lambs dress up as mutton
i watch the press conferences, the message is subliminal
i’m a law abiding citizen, but feel like a f+cken criminal
i’m scared i’ll end up in the magistrates dock
if i put my f+cken bins out after 8 o’clock
he f+cked up the quarantine and introduced a curfew
my name is danial andrews i’m not here to f+cken serve you
he gets a free run from waleed and carrie bickmore
if they w+nked any harder they would make their f+cken d+ck raw
he’s here to cause massive economic disruption
i can’t see the meets but i see the corruption
chinese investment ain’t the only thing he’s bringing
he took the red pill and now he’s xi jinpinging
i wonder if he asked permission from his communist master
when’s the best time to declare a state of disaster

speaking of disasters we got jenny mikakos
she’s about as trust worthy as the late ferdinand marcos
the deputy chief health officer thought that she was clever
tweeting sh+t about captain cook and the endeavour
“i know about the virus because i’m the academic”
but you let these f+ckheads protest in the middle of the pandemic
stop pandering to snowflakes and every bed wetting kn+b
you’re a f+cken public servant so just do your f+cken job
have you noticed that none of the television stations
have been reporting lately on the violent home invasions
you get let out on bail if you k!ll someone with a chainsaw
but a forgot my mask at home, now i’m a f+cking outlaw

remember lord of the rings, you had that wizard sauron
he’s exactly like daniel andrews, except andrews is a moron
because the rest of australia wants us to declare autonomy
cause andrews turned victoria into a f+cken leper colony
he’s sitting down at spring street in his high and mighty office
shredding all the papers and emptying the coffers
so next time you vote, you better take care
you don’t want swanston street like tiananmen square
cause a long time ago the labor party lost it’s essence
they don’t give a f+ck about us working class peasants
coz we’ve had enough of he’s political stunts
you sold us out to china you treacherous c+nt

- dj dodgy dan lyrics

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