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dj lubel - the deej lyrics

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[intro]

oo oh hoh wah oh

[verse 1]
hi everybody my name is deej
i look the handicapped kid from glee
and i lost my virginity when i was 23
i’m a normal guy, just like you
except sometimes i get b-n-rs when i watch the view
and cry during every episode of svu, svu

[verse 2]
well for some strange reason, i was born without a chin
and i only get laid when girls think i’m mclovin
and during s-x, i finish before i begin
that’s my thing
it’s disgusting

[verse 3]
well my names deej
and i’m here to say
i p–ped my pants in the second grade
my teacher called on me and i got afraid so i made
i’m very jewish-looking can’t you see
my physique is thin and kinda puny
i look an extra in every holocaust movie
well my name is dj, but you can call me deej

[verse 4]
i’m uncoordinated, i’m bad at sports
my legs are too hairy for wearing shorts
and in peewee baseball, they put me on the special ed team
hummus and carrots are my favorite snack
when i smoke pot i have panic attacks
i stare at the wall while my heart beats very fast, very fast

[verse 5]
well it’s hard to tell but i speak with a subtle lisp
and when i’m banned from comedy, i’ll become a gynecologist
and my girlfriend tells me that my o-face sounds like this…
-heavy breathing- -heavy breathing- you can’t resist

[verse 6]
’cause my names deej
when i drink, i hurl
in seventh grade, i got beaten up by a girl
her name was nicole and she beat the sh-t out of me
i’m a very nice person i don’t like to boast
but i am intolerant of lactose
it makes me sick to my stomach when i eat ice cream
well my is dj
but you can call me deeeeej

[outro]
deej deej deej deej
name is deej, it’s deej
deej deej deej deej deej
deej deej deej deej
name is deej, it’s deej
everybody now
deej deej deej deej deej
deej deej deej deej deej
name is deej, name is deej
deej deej deej deej deej
deej deej deej deej deej
oh my name is deej
well my name is dj but you can call me deej

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