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djpj - half & half lyrics

part one

[intro: 4za]
you fat motherf-cker
f-cking smashed you c-nt
take a look at all the f-cking damage you done
haha, that’s right, none
to me, it was all, fun
can’t keep abigail as number one
best friend, you were at your best when
you shot that f-cking wain with a bb gun
you remember when you (hehe) cut
for emma, that was quite a dilemna
and i’ll f-cking never ever give your bag back son

[verse 1: 4za]
let’s go boys
you still play with power ranger toys
“i’ve actually lost a bit of weight”
ha, i’ll never live to see the day
“all my friends are dead and i’m still alive”
more like “all my friends are alive and dylan’s hospitalized’
at chaz’s, didn’t even help blair
while i was sitting on the flair
blair’s sitting on the chair
whitying over what he wears
while you’re sitting upstairs
come on dylan, let’s go f-cking grow a pair

[chorus: lil’ pinch]
g-y woman beater
big fat chicken eater
google plus
always causing lots of fuss
get the f-ck away from us

part two

-the joker laugh-

[interlude: jamie oliver]
she’s got six years to live
because of the food that she’s eaten

[verse 2: caramel wafer]
daniel the villain
got a hot-box to chill in
drilling, into my b-tches
with cream filling
here to diss dylan
with my n-gg- miss mcquillan
tryna boost the mood that the fat f-ck was k!lling
obesity, drinking bottles needlessly
d-ck as small as colin’s jump-in frequency
deceitfully, showing his indecency
conveniently, but recently
lying in the hospital… peacefully

[verse 3: caramel wafer & lil’ pinch]
peacefully
peacefully
could never make peace with me
lit, like a christmas tree
hit, with an std
sip, on the md
gain, hepat-tis c
dylan you’re a wannabe (f-cking f-ggot)

[outro: dylan mckirdy]
shoutout to robert wrigley

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