dna tru lyricist - dark christmas lyrics
[intro: sampled]
well, isn’t that a pretty picture?
santa rolling down the block in a panzer
“well, kids, i+ i certainly hope you’ve been good this year
’cause it looks like santa just took out the pearson home
incoming!”
[verse 1]
i think it’s time to creep
through the snow without a peep
beep beep, who’s got the keys to the jeep?
better back it up, b+tch, i’m red sackin’ up sh+t
and hoppin’ out the sleigh like i’ve had enough, this is it
saint nick going on strike
call me sick nicholas, when i spit it’s on sight
what you want for christmas? some toys? some bike?
i’ll tell you what i want, all i want is one mic
i’ma k!ll it
listen to the bells, you can feel it
in december, find mе outside chillin’ in the cold
give your chick thе north pole
i respect it though, she ain’t a ho+ho+ho
even though she keeps coming back for mo’ mo’ mo’
mo’ murder, mo’ murder, mo’
make her hit that harmony when i give her that bone
’til she hit a higher pitch than mariah on a drone
i’m zoned out, in my own house chillin’
thinkin’ of a plan to rip your chromosomes out
i’m the dna tru lyricist, you know me
what the f+ck’s a critic anyway? they can blow me
blow me down like shiver+me+timbers
i purge and delete insignificant memo+ries
they don’t exist in my mind
electrify minds like you p+ssed on a line
i holler at b+tches, these b+tches decline
and then sit in the diner with a d+ck on their mind
thinkin’ of mine like “how thick is it?” i’m
not gonna send you a pic of it, i’m
only gon’ show you when you by my side
in my bed when you grab it, your eyes’ll get wide
then act all surprised like you weren’t obliged
to respect and define the monster inside of+
[hook]
dark christmas, this is not for little kids, it’s
kinda lookin’ vicious, get ready for the sickness
no mistletoe kisses, no presents, no kisses
what is this? what is this? it’s the nightmare edition
dark christmas, this is not for little kids, it’s
kinda lookin’ vicious, get ready for the sickness
no mistletoe kisses, no presents, no kisses
what is this? what is this? it’s the nightmare edition
dark christmas
[verse 2]
what the f+ck’s a dark christmas?
i’ll tell you what it is, it’s those rattlesnakes hissin’
like “hiss”, you can hear the sound of it sizzlin’
now you’re sittin’ there all nervous with them, fiddlin’
who art thou say they ain’t feelin’ him?
“i don’t” better calm down, no ritalin
i am the riddler, up on the roof
like spm, i’m the one in the booth
i’m the truth, this rappin’ sh+t’s easy for me
i threw this together for you easily
and i know you weren’t expecting that dna christmas song
when i’m bringin’ the christmas flow in with the vicious flow
go so christmas like my first name was lloyd
i go dumb with the flow, better bring me some toys
but nothin’ for girls, i need somethin’ for boys
’cause i got enough girls that like to play with my toys, that’s no g+y sh+t
if you can follow the flow, you would know i’m a g and i show it like joe
g.i. joe, get it? i’m breaking it down
but never breaking these toys, they collectibles now
i’m a master, i mastered the art of this craft
the harder you hate me, the harder i rap
don’t start with me, starter, ’cause you are all cap
can’t hang with the big dogs, you belong on our lap, watch me snap
up in the game and i murder ’em all from the way that i rap
doing it nowadays the same like i did it way back in the game when i’m showin’ the mac
ready to burn this f+cker, rip their whole back
gingerbread [?] but they coming out black
[?] then i’m talkin’ ’bout those gumdrop b+ttons
“not my gumdrop b+ttons!” you don’t wanna be startin’ something
you don’t wanna be sayin’ nothing
(well ain’t that a pretty picture?)
santa’s coming down your block, dumpin’, on a dark christmas
[hook]
dark christmas, this is not for little kids, it’s
kinda lookin’ vicious, get ready for the sickness
no mistletoe kisses, no presents, no kisses
what is this? what is this? it’s the nightmare edition
dark christmas, this is not for little kids, it’s
kinda lookin’ vicious, get ready for the sickness
no mistletoe kisses, no presents, no kisses
what is this? what is this? it’s the nightmare edition
dark christmas, this is not for little kids, it’s
kinda lookin’ vicious, get ready for the sickness
no mistletoe kisses, no presents, no kisses
what is this? what is this? it’s the nightmare edition
dark christmas, this is not for little kids, it’s
kinda lookin’ vicious, get ready for the sickness
no mistletoe kisses, no presents, no kisses
what is this? what is this? it’s the nightmare edition
dark christmas
[outro: sampled]
but what if it’s reindeer?
reindeer and santa, santa and reindeer, it’s kind of a packaged deal
calvin, you don’t believe in santa, do you?
calvin, can we get back to the presentation?
we’re not done
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