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doc waffles - ambulance chasers lyrics

[verse 1: doc waffles]

ever since she stuck me behind the vending machine gl-ss
its really made it easier pretending to be plastic
so fill me up with skim milk and cocoa pops
for your ideal air hockey table top photo op
eat a little bit and save the rest for later
remove the taste of laminates with business card ambulance chasers
i mean order whatever you like
but everything on the menu has the same gas canister flavor
get the paper and read me the scores of the games
time pieces from places with hard to pr-nounce names
electrical tape, qualudes, ice skating blades, quail food
every color plate in albertis’ birds of new guinea
old hinges held together with apple colored tape repairs
incriminating smells disguised with fake purple grapes and pears
i told you when i sold the cave it came with bears
but still you said “take me there.”
we could go outside on a lunch break and smoke or whatever
and wind up getting cryogenically frozen together
brisk inertia of burning through fortunes, follow the bread crumbs
from deep out in the woods to my rooms, no wonder there’s bed bugs
entrapment shows, entrapment shows
fill my vacant sp-ce up with your yellow glow, entrapment shows
keep replaying the slow motion arc of shaving cream pies
sharpen the end of your pinkie dear, and poke me in my pineal eye
ether soaking the pillow cases saved me a couple of g’s
but it doesn’t make it easier trying to find my keys
stepping out the door to show my child bride our klondike claim
she was like you better bring an umbrella it sounds like rain
i brushed up against the book cases, down they came
13 volumes of the collected works of thomas paine
read a little bit then save the rest for later
remove the taste of laminates with business card ambulance chasers

- doc waffles lyrics

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