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doctor penez - prewritten freestyle (disclaimer) lyrics

[disclaimer]
the following album is a living parody of the modern music world
every reference to murder, gang violence, substance use, and f+cking hoes is strictly ironic for legal reasons

[verse 1]
1,2,3,4, stop the beat
i dropped all my fake friends and my keys
you should see my whip you’ll go oh jeez
i’m the crème de la crème spread my sh+t like cream cheese

[verse 2]
my rhymes are too fire call 911
do you rap for fame or money? no i rap cuz its fun
if rapping was a sport i’d have a gold medal
i’m a german fairytale i’m handsome and gretel

[verse 3]
all my b+tches bad cuz they s+x offenders
drinking futuristic beers you can call me bender
when i pull up in the club all my fans go what what
but i can’t hear none of that i’m in the back throwing up

[verse 4]
i’m the best mess
in a world of chess
where every piece i press
on the board doesn’t get me forward
i’m more like a horse only goin in ls
and at the rate i’m rollin’
the only place i’m showin’ up for is h+ll
[verse 5]
if you say my music’s sh+t i’ll kick you in the gourd
if you’re jumping out of planes i’ll cut your chord
you’re the winner of the loser awards because i swore
you look more bored than a p+rn star’s drawers drawer

[verse 6]
down the avenue watching you slipping up
she saw my pokémon collection made her wanna f+ck
just kidnapped a leprechaun and i’m eating it for luck
imma pull up to your b+tch in my 18 wheeler truck

[verse 7]
when i’m pulling up to church they all call me god
i’m the baby dad to 9 baby’s moms
if my rapping was a weapon it’d be a bomb
this ain’t green lip stick this is water from a bong

[verse 8]
i’m always in the streets got leds like i’m in tron
head of the gang yeah i’m the don
she said she loves my eyes so she keeps all the lights on
b+tch i’m doctor penez i’m getting big just like your mom

- doctor penez lyrics

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