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doctor shlong - turkeys aren’t real lyrics

my coochie stink
my bootyhole pink
when it’s cold my c+ck shrinks
i like to have s+x with the homies in sync with the beat to the monster mash
the girl in a threesome is a hard pass
i’m trying to feel up on the homies ass
and after that night i got a rash
my p+ssys dirtier then a casting couch
when i get shots from the doctor i go ouch
call me foreskin from how much cheese i’m holding
got my d+ck in hand while recording
used to want to have s+x with the cowgirl from toy story
i just hit a kid with my pickup truck
when you see vegetables you go yuck
i eat them so i grow up to be big and strong
won ton
king kong wears a thong in hong kong
i’m a urinal sh+tter and a sink p+sser
when i find queen lizzys gravе i’m gonna l!ck her
my grandpas vintage s+x tapеs are a 4 out of 10
so i made a new one with him
when i nut it sounds like this

(sound of someone getting there ball’s absolutely demolished and moaning like a little sissy boy)

my grandpa put his tootsies in my cheerios
he got really long and nasty cheery toes
my father tells me to wipe but i don’t
so i wipe my ass crack all over his white clothes

- doctor shlong lyrics

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